Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!

[jimmyb]

a big shout out for the partially deaf!

lmaooo

[Jonnys07]

Pregnant jamaican woman in a coma. When she wakes up she asks where her bumps gone. Doctor tells her she's had twins, a boy and a girl. He also tells her that her brother had named them for her. "Oh my god" she says "he's really thick. What did he name them?"

Doctor replies "he's named the girl Denise."
She replies "Oh thats good I like the name Denise, what about the boy"
Doctor replies "Denephew!"

[luke]

what do you get if you get a viagra pill stuck in your throat?
a stiff neck.

[moutains]

one of the chilean miners got home he asks his wife can we have sex yes of course, can we do it in the dark, of course she says, can i take you from behind. he asks yes she says can i call you pedro

[Hulmie]

Never seen so many minors come out of the ground since Fred Wests patio was dug up

[mcgee9t2]

[haf1zur]

I went round my mate's house yesterday and his kids were running round the house screaming.

He looked at me and said, "Don't ever have kids mate."

I said, "Hard work?"

He said, "No, you're an ugly cnut."

[haf1zur]

Dear Chilean Miners,

You f**king lightweights.....69 days? Try 24 years!

Yours Truly,

Elizabeth Fritzel

[robz]

ouch ^^

[moutains]

english man scots man and irish man on a desert island find a bottle open it and out comes a genie you can each have one wish the english man wishes he was home with his family woosh and hes gone the scotsman wishes for the same woosh hes gone the irishman wished his mates were back with him