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« Reply #760 on: 07 October 2010, 00:48 »
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« Reply #761 on: 07 October 2010, 00:48 »
 Was asked to go and see my ex-girfriend today,

one thing led to another and we ended up having sex,

police wernt best pleased as i was only ment to be identifying the body!
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« Reply #762 on: 07 October 2010, 00:53 »
2 blondes talking... one says to the other ''Ive just taken a preganancy test!'', the other replies ''were the questions hard?''
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« Reply #763 on: 13 October 2010, 13:04 »
A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia wit a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troupers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitch hicking he picks up the little boy but tells him, "you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he put's the little black boy and his bike in the back and get's back on the interstate. the two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for. They can't find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other, "We forgot to check the back." So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver. The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says "Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don't ever come back." So the truck driver leaves. when they get back into the car one looks at the other and says "what the hell did you see back there?" the other says, "That guy was carring a truck load of black babys and one had already hatched and stolen a bike"
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #764 on: 13 October 2010, 13:59 »
Sharki get your coat :grin:
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #765 on: 13 October 2010, 18:05 »
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From next Wednesday you'll be able to sponsor her for £3 a month.


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« Reply #766 on: 13 October 2010, 18:06 »
I've got two words for my old maths teacher.
You f**king idiot.


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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #767 on: 13 October 2010, 22:13 »
X FACTOR FANS!
If your missing Gamu.
Don't worry !!
From next Wednesday you'll be able to sponsor her for £3 a month.
i like it:) im robbing it,lol

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« Reply #768 on: 13 October 2010, 22:16 »
11 up and counting. Fcuking hell i havent seen this many minors come out the ground since they dug up Fred Wests basement

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #769 on: 14 October 2010, 15:05 »
11 up and counting. Fcuking hell i havent seen this many minors come out the ground since they dug up Fred Wests basement

ooooo this shunt be funny, but it is, ha ha ha ha