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Offline mongchops

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #790 on: 24 October 2010, 21:27 »
A woman has just looked through the window while I was having a w@nk. She walked upto it slowly and mouthed  the words "GET THE F&CK OUT MY GARDEN!"
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Offline MrBounce

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #791 on: 25 October 2010, 18:09 »
Why did Gary Glitter cross the road???






















To get to the other slide.  :lipsrsealed:
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Offline luke

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #792 on: 25 October 2010, 18:22 »
If I win the lottery, I'm going to buy every ticket for a JLS concert, and not turn up.
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #793 on: 25 October 2010, 19:56 »
Quote from: luke on 25 October 2010, 18:22
If I win the lottery, I'm going to buy every ticket for a JLS concert, and not turn up.

Anyone else not find this funny???
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Offline R32UK

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #794 on: 25 October 2010, 19:58 »
Quote from: Mew on 25 October 2010, 19:56
Quote from: luke on 25 October 2010, 18:22
If I win the lottery, I'm going to buy every ticket for a JLS concert, and not turn up.

Anyone else not find this funny???

 :grin:

i was going to post to say but the tumbleweed got in the way
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Offline The Mighty Elvi

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #795 on: 25 October 2010, 20:00 »
Quote from: Mew on 25 October 2010, 19:56
Quote from: luke on 25 October 2010, 18:22
If I win the lottery, I'm going to buy every ticket for a JLS concert, and not turn up.

Anyone else not find this funny???

It seems we have a JLS fan on the Forum.   :grin: :grin:

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Offline luke

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #796 on: 25 October 2010, 20:12 »
Quote from: Mew on 25 October 2010, 19:56
Quote from: luke on 25 October 2010, 18:22
If I win the lottery, I'm going to buy every ticket for a JLS concert, and not turn up.

Anyone else not find this funny???
nope, just you.
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Offline jimmyb

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #797 on: 25 October 2010, 20:17 »
Quote from: luke on 25 October 2010, 18:22
If I win the lottery, I'm going to buy every ticket for a JLS concert, and not turn up.

lmao
lovee it!!
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #798 on: 25 October 2010, 20:49 »
I tittered!
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #799 on: 26 October 2010, 10:44 »
Who are JLS?  :huh:
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