Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!

[2001gti4]

Who are JLS? 

They make condoms apparently: http://www.durex.com/en-GB/Products/Pages/Just-Love-Safe-The-JLS-Range-of-Condoms.aspx

[Len]

Have no use for them either!

[2001gti4]

I like the way they have a dick on each condom, rather than a condom on a dick 

[Agreeable Slick]

[stealthwolf]

I don't know if it's the resolution of my laptop or something but that haiti thing doesn't work. What are you supposed to see?

[stealthwolf]

Ignore me. Just got it ! * *  *   S    L     O      W       *        *         *

[luke]

don't worry if you suffer from ADD its very comm.......oooooh look a squirrel!!

[Misky]

This is yet to be confirmed by scientific evidence. However, if the rumours are correct women have a certain 'spot', and if you hit this spot at exactly the right pace and angle, it will turn her to jelly and you will be able to do anything you want to her.

It's called her f**king chin

[haf1zur]

What will Jade Goody be doing this Christmas?

Baby sitting for Lily Allen

[haf1zur]

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my soul to keep;

if I die before I wake

will someone please delete my internet browser history.