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Offline haf1zur

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« Reply #810 on: 02 November 2010, 13:44 »
What were the similarities between Micheal Jackson and a Playstation 2 ?

They both came in black or white , And got turned on by little kids.
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« Reply #811 on: 02 November 2010, 17:31 »
What's warm & damp and no place for a baby?

Lily Allen's womb apparently...  :lipsrsealed:
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« Reply #812 on: 02 November 2010, 17:35 »
Whats hairy and got five fingers?....................................................................

















A Thalidomides armpit.
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« Reply #813 on: 02 November 2010, 18:34 »
Quote from: haf1zur on 02 November 2010, 13:24
What will Jade Goody be doing this Christmas?

Baby sitting for Lily Allen

Savage lol
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« Reply #814 on: 03 November 2010, 08:37 »
Muslim terrorists have gone on a rampage in bradford killing any one who is English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as five.
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« Reply #815 on: 03 November 2010, 08:43 »
My local council has introduced clear plastic bin bags.

They says it's so the pikeys can go window shopping.
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« Reply #816 on: 03 November 2010, 08:44 »
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?

He comes down the chimney and says "Hi kids! You want to buy some presents?"
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« Reply #817 on: 03 November 2010, 08:49 »
I had a ball in Bradford, Trick or Treating on Halloween night, scaring the crap out of everyone who answered the door. I went out dressed up as an Immigration Officer!
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Offline haf1zur

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« Reply #818 on: 03 November 2010, 08:53 »
Disability Cockney Rhyming Slang

1. Mutton Jeff........deaf

2. Canary Wharf.......dwarf

3. Cardinal Wolsey....cerebral palsy

4. Raspberry ripple...cripple

5. Rubber and plastic.spastic

6. Tulips and roses...multiple sclerosis

7. Bacon rind.........blind

8. Diet Pepsi.........epilepsy

9. Benny and the f**king thingying Jets.....Tourette’s

10. Birds and bees....amputees
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« Reply #819 on: 03 November 2010, 08:54 »
The terrorists in India said put up your hands if you are British or American.

They also wanted the French but they already had their hands up
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