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Offline Steve_PD

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #640 on: 20 June 2010, 18:27 »
Bloke walks into a brothel n says "I'm a bit kinky,how much for total humiliation?"
The madam replies "£37.50"
He replies "WOW,what do I get 4 that?"
Madam replies "A f**king England Top!"
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #641 on: 22 June 2010, 07:51 »
The rainbow symbol has just been replaced by a red cross on a white background! :lipsrsealed:
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« Reply #642 on: 22 June 2010, 13:00 »
i dont get that :(
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« Reply #643 on: 22 June 2010, 13:02 »
i think rather than english pride its gay pride  :huh:
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #644 on: 22 June 2010, 13:47 »
Quote from: robz on 22 June 2010, 13:00
i dont get that :(
Quote from: caistor_bmx on 22 June 2010, 13:02
i think rather than english pride its gay pride  :huh:

It's saying that the international homosexual symbol is no longer the rainbow flag, but the English one...or at least that's what it sounds like to me?? lol
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« Reply #645 on: 22 June 2010, 14:21 »
Got ya ;)
lol I like!!
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« Reply #646 on: 22 June 2010, 19:29 »
I heard that OXO are doing a new range of cubes.

It's white, with a red cross on each side.

Called laughing stock!
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« Reply #647 on: 30 June 2010, 09:05 »
David Blaine is said to be gutted as his record of doing f**k all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney :grin:
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« Reply #648 on: 30 June 2010, 09:07 »
This world cup turned out like WW2!
The french surendered early
The Italians ran off
USA arrive last minute
and we are left to fight the fooking Germans :grin:
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« Reply #649 on: 30 June 2010, 09:09 »
and lost? so its actually nothing like ww2
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