personally I think you're crazy, but heres the list:
Front:
8 - 191 412 341 - spring disc - £12.26+VAT x2
8 - 357 412 341 - spring disc, G60 - £12.26+VAT x2
11 - 171 412 369 - washer - £0.24+VAT x2
20 -
http://www.vwspares.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=501 (non G60) x2
20 -
http://www.vwspares.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=598 (G60) x2
Rear:
5 - 3A0 512 103 - lower spring disc (usually part of strut) - £10.10+VAT x2
6 - 321 512 109 - base (usually part of strut) - £1.31+VAT x2
8 - 191 512 117 - spacer slieve - £3.74+VAT x2
9 - 191 512 119 - ring - £1.31+VAT x2
15 - N 103 286 02 - hex nut - £0.23+VAT x6
16 - 191 512 339 - pressure washer - £1.31+VAT x2
17 - 191 512 340 - support washer - £1.31+VAT x2
18 - 191 512 337 - concave washer - £0.73+VAT x2
19 - 191 513 269 - protective cap (usually part of strut) - 0.24+VAT x2
20 - 191 513 425 - boot - 3.10+VAT x2