Why is everyone so worried about 0-60 times... I seems like a lot of pointless willy waving to me 
Because it's a GTI and it's bought for it's performance capabilities among other things
And 0-60 times are an effective measure of performance?
You've obviously been listening to the likes of Clarkson for too long...
And for those of you that think I bought a C4S Cabrio

for its 0-60 times or for any reason other than it being a great car... Are you on drugs?