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Offline OakeyDoak16v

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #680 on: 10 August 2010, 02:19 »
Quote from: golf-sib on 05 August 2010, 21:55
What's the difference between JLS and Futurama?

There's only one Bender in Futurama.

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I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

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My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word 'thingy'.

I suppose she's got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother's real name.
Horrible.
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Offline luke

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #681 on: 11 August 2010, 18:57 »
there is speculation that the pakistan floods are the work of a suicidal plumber.

breaking news, it's stopped raining in pakistan!
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #682 on: 12 August 2010, 10:21 »
It is believed the Pakistan now looks like a big bowl of CocoPops from Space
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #683 on: 12 August 2010, 12:36 »
Quote from: Hulmie on 12 August 2010, 10:21
It is believed the Pakistan now looks like a big bowl of CocoPops from Space

I beat you to it a few days ago. :tongue:

Quote from: DarnPB on 09 August 2010, 20:51
Saw Pakistan on Google earth today. Kind of looked like a bowl of coco pops.
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #684 on: 12 August 2010, 13:39 »
Quote from: DarnPB on 12 August 2010, 12:36
Quote from: Hulmie on 12 August 2010, 10:21
It is believed the Pakistan now looks like a big bowl of CocoPops from Space

I beat you to it a few days ago. :tongue:

Quote from: DarnPB on 09 August 2010, 20:51
Saw Pakistan on Google earth today. Kind of looked like a bowl of coco pops.

Damn you  :tongue:
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Offline Chicken McFat

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #685 on: 18 August 2010, 18:45 »
Craig David will be the official mascot of the British Olympic 2012 Archery team. He's going to be their bow selector.
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« Reply #686 on: 18 August 2010, 21:49 »
Quote from: golfystu on 18 August 2010, 18:45
Craig David will be the official mascot of the British Olympic 2012 Archery team. He's going to be their bow selector.

Oh dear God :rolleyes:
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« Reply #687 on: 18 August 2010, 22:04 »
Quote from: Hulmie on 18 August 2010, 21:49
Quote from: golfystu on 18 August 2010, 18:45
Craig David will be the official mascot of the British Olympic 2012 Archery team. He's going to be their bow selector.

Oh dear God :rolleyes:

Thats what I thought!  :lipsrsealed:
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #688 on: 18 August 2010, 22:15 »
Jonathon Ross... Putting the "wog" into "Drogba"
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #689 on: 18 August 2010, 23:33 »
Quote from: golfystu on 18 August 2010, 18:45
Craig David will be the official mascot of the British Olympic 2012 Archery team. He's going to be their bow selector.

taken me about 2 hours to get that :rolleyes:
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