pissed off - the old carpark thing!

[Agreeable Slick]

pay for a flight over and give me somewhere to crash, and a free round of golf, and i will come and dispose of the little gobsh!te for ya. 

[Mr Blue]

the mother f**k*r complained to my boss, came on the range while i was teaching the kids, shouting and swearing. My boss made me ring the twit and appologise!?! I was so pissed off! Just wait til i see his sh!tty litle van in town. he may just want to keep an eve on his tyre pressures!

im so mad! think im goin to steal the money from my boss to pay for the re-spray! Im so mad 

unscrew the valves on the tyres. that way this person will shed out on a new set not knowing its just loose valves 

works all the time

[golfpro]

will try that tbh, oh and slick, your hired. My place to crash, plenty of beer to drink, round of golf will be fine as long as i can help ya!

[vee_arr_sicks]

if all else fails you can always cut his eyes and tongue out, he won't be able to identify you.

[Agreeable Slick]

Nice one, i shall await my ticket.  

[vee_arr_sicks]

now hows that for a first post?

[g60 matt]

id just go through the insurance, less hassle than doing his van over plus that way youve not got to worry about him doing your car over after.

[golfpro]

he will just argue back if i go through his insurance coz its his word against mine and he got a witness after he had moved my car that his door would miss mine.

that was a very friendly first post vee-arr-sicks. sets the tone of whats to come i think 

[Fielder5757]

Suger in the petrol tank, The classic but unbeatable trick

[golfpro]

hmmm.....sugar