I’ve just wandered out of warm office into a biting cold car park at 4:20 AM.
The wind is blowing hard, there was a layer of frozen sleet I’ve just had to remove from my car windows.
It’s cold. Damp penetrating cold.
I parked my arse on the Clubsport seat and rested my hands on the steering wheel.
Did I feel the need for heated seats? No.
I’m no hardcore outdoorsy type.
I don’t want to climb a mountain because mountains are cold.
I’m the type of guy who emerges from the shower on a cold morning and squeals like a schoolgirl at the air temperature unless the central heating is on full pelt.
I was the boy my PE teacher suggested I sign up for the netball team when I stood on the rugby pitch whining about the cold and the mud.
I’m the sort of guy my former-Royal Marine Sergeant Major colleague calls a pussy.
I like my creature comforts me.
I’d be the sort of buyer who specs heated seats, right?
Wrong!
Wind back eleven or so years to when we had that really cold spell when the warmest night was minus ten in southern England.
I emerged from my warm office at 4:30 AM and parked my arse on my mk5 GTI’s tartan seats but didn’t feel the slightest need for bum warmers. The steering wheel was horridly cold though!
Yeah, I’ve had heated seats in my leather furnished mk6 GTI, and in the GTD I owned for fifteen minutes.
The latter’s heated seats weren’t used once, the former’s were tried out a couple times, it felt like I’d peed myself and were duly switched off again.
The Ed40 standard seats and steering wheel actually feel quite temperate in cold weather due to the pretend suede and cloth seat sections. They just never feel that cold.
I jumped in my car in the early hours after clearing the screens and just drove off, cabin temp set at 18 degrees and I was nice and warm within a few minutes (I had a thin fleece coat on).
What was the question again?
Oh, yes, the Ed40 seats.
No. Unlike the GTI, GTD and R of the time, the Clubsport didn’t come with standard heated seats.
You could spec them as part of the winter pack or leather upholstery but that was it. Or the buckets

Welcome M88ony. Good choice of prospective car.
By the way, my colleague Peter says you’re all a bunch of pussies.
