Thanks for the pictures. Love the background as well as the car. Some inside pictures of the dash etc would also be nice, if you don't mind.
Now to the most important bit. Stop moaning about your wife shopping at the Metro Centre Shopping Mall .What a reasonable woman. Count yourself lucky you landed an economical filly. Now think Harrods and Selfridges and that includes food shopping. Then it is Bond Street and Sloane Avenue. Mind you, I am no better. But hey, I can't take it with me. Perhaps I should go mad and do some car shopping. Oh no, if I did, I'd be ...... better not say it.
Back to the car. Have you checked the tyre pressures? Checked the transport blocks have been removed? The doors and everything else are perfectly hung?
Word of advice. Don't wear Blue Jeans as they might stain and possibly damage your seats. And don't let the economical one park the car lest she kerb your painted and overpriced alloys.
Lastly but not least, congratulations on joining the R fold. I am really happy for you. Enjoy your R.