I think i'm actually 70% cake... 
i'm 95% Lard, with a hint of smirnoff 
Love it Chuff

Kerrse......How do you know all the guys and girls at your gym are natural mate? Unless it is a small gym or a gym that is aimed at keep fit rather than bodybuilding then that is understood, anything to do with Bodybuilding these days there will be Steroids involved. The gym I go to, well the majority are honest and will say that they are on this or that, the occasional guy will say he is natural when he is not, I don't understand these guys, why lie if they are on something? Very common ways of telling!! The person starts to lift heavier weight in a short period of time, the person will gain body mass a lot faster, mild acne on the upper back, slight water retention around the jaw line.....Plus any girl in the gym no matter how old, fat, ugly will be under threat from the user as you want to sh@g everything!.....Some of the girls I have been with over the years, makes me feel ill just thinking about it......But my Test levels were high and I would go with whoever/wherever/whatever was easy

Ninja....If you want results instantly then go on Winstrol @ 50mg ED, Clens at 50mg ED and Proviron @ 25mg ED.....Run this for 4 weeks.....You will loose around 2 stone and your abs will come out a treat!!
On a serious note bud as I know you want to go natural......Work out what you are eating, lower your carbs, up your cardio. If you have a dog that is great. I have an American Bulldog and he comes out with me every morning at 6.30 for a 30 min brisk walk.
Do this for yourself bud......Train hard, sleep at least 8 hours per night, eat very well.....I know I just said do it for yourself but when or if you see your ex a few months down the line she will be like 'Oh my days, look how good he looks' The feeling is lovely mate, trust me
