So many arseholes in this world.

[VW BUSH]

This happened to me with some rude lady in the work car park.
She opened her door into me after parking at a jaunty angle in the space and told me to piss off as its a car park and these things happen.
Next day she had just pulled up so i parked next to her so close i nearly smashed her mirror off and she could only open the door about 2 inches.
She said how am i going to get my door open and look at my mirror, I siad piss off its a car park these things happen

[Jay]

If you want to avoid f@cktards there's an old Church on the corner of Church Street & High Street that has parking - beware that it's meant for key holders only and gets locked at night. I use this if there is no where at my mothers to park

[Shady Pioneer]

This happened to me with some rude lady in the work car park.
She opened her door into me after parking at a jaunty angle in the space and told me to piss off as its a car park and these things happen.
Next day she had just pulled up so i parked next to her so close i nearly smashed her mirror off and she could only open the door about 2 inches.
She said how am i going to get my door open and look at my mirror, I siad piss off its a car park these things happen

 

Brilliant. That's exactly the sort of thing I'd do.

[Kerrse]

Someone kindly left me one on the Rocco door  i was also left with a scuff on the bumper a few months ago, f**ktards wished i had caught them doing it |!

[Bellend]

The MK4 has had it's front bumper split and mirror taken off.

Fixed with some red electrical tape.

[Gavv8]

If you really want to avoid fu**tards just don't go outside anymore..

[VW BUSH]

This happened to me with some rude lady in the work car park.
She opened her door into me after parking at a jaunty angle in the space and told me to piss off as its a car park and these things happen.
Next day she had just pulled up so i parked next to her so close i nearly smashed her mirror off and she could only open the door about 2 inches.
She said how am i going to get my door open and look at my mirror, I siad piss off its a car park these things happen

 

Brilliant. That's exactly the sort of thing I'd do.

I spent a fortune on paint and my car has been trashed, every panel and bumper has been dinged scratched and marked.
She obviously was one of the culprits
It is now solely a work trolley with a boot used like a skip, when I am ready it is going to be used as a donor....

[Diamond Hell]

People worry about these silly little dings?  F*ck me - it's only tin and rubber.

[tweed]

I've had it done to me plenty of times. Only reacted once due to their response.

In a car park in works van. New van, not a banger. A Couple pull up next to me and bang! Window down and I said be careful will ya. She replied with the most sarcastic "sorry" I've ever heard.
 Window up, I wait for her to close her door, then boom!! I kick my door open on their car door. I get out and give the same sorry I got from her.

The awkward part (for them) was me walking next to them for a good 5 minutes. 

[Nino]

I was sat in my car (My old focus) and a women park next to me and all of a suddern i hear BANG! she hits my door, stares at me and walks off, Feck that I thought, out the car i get, "Oi!" I shouted. she turns around, "What!?" I answer with, "What do you fecking mean what!? you know What!? you inconsidrate arsehole!" she said and this cracks me up even now, "What you expect me to do?"  i simply said "How about consideration for other peoples property, or even a simple sorry for hitting your car insted of being rude and walking off saying nothing!?"