So many arseholes in this world.

[RandomJord]

.... All apparently in the orchard center car park, Didcot.

I'm sat in the old pug waiting for the wife to come out of the hairdressers, sat here about half an hour so far. In that time 2 people have opened their doors onto my car.

twit number one.

Mid 30's male in ford focus with 2 small kids, comes back to the car kids jump in the back, he ten opens the Drivers door and twits my drivers door. No big problem, sh!t happens, this is my old beater anyway, you'd expect atleast an 'oh sh!t sorry mate' but instead when I wound down the window I got a swift 'fcuk off you prick.'

Lovely. I responded that he's a brave man starting a fight with his kids in the car. Gobsh!te!

Second knob

Woman in a new Yaris. Flat out opened her door onto my passenger side, her reaction was stare at me and mouth 'piss off'

Seriously, what the absolute feck is wrong with people? If the world I live in is populated by these dicks then I'm just going to go back to being an angry man and start punching!

....and relax

[Gti_Jamo]

Unfortunately you do get them. Getting two in a row is quite rare though lol. If i was in an old beater though I would have leathered my door off theirs for their trouble. 

[spudboy6]

Simple answer , everyone in didcot has four fingers and Marry their cousins so I wouldn't expect any different anyways .

[Bellend]

Someone did it to the MK4 when me and a mate were in it at work. Left a tiny mark.

No sorry just "Forget about it, it's a banger".

Opened the MK4 onto the Mondeo a few times and left dents. "Forget about it mate, it's just a borning Mondeo" then he went mental. Was pretty funny.

Then I realised I'd actually creased the edge of the door on the MK4.

Ah well.

[jimmydub]

Opened the MK4 onto the Mondeo a few times and left dents. "Forget about it mate, it's just a borning Mondeo" then he went mental. Was pretty funny.

Then I realised I'd actually creased the edge of the door on the MK4.

Ah well.

satisfying as f*ck though i bet!

people are c*nts, there's no escaping it. every time, and i mean EVERY TIME i get in my car i see stupid/idiotic/chaotic/maniac behavior. jaysus, forget getting in the car, just leaving the house full stop...

[Bellend]

Opened the MK4 onto the Mondeo a few times and left dents. "Forget about it mate, it's just a borning Mondeo" then he went mental. Was pretty funny.

Then I realised I'd actually creased the edge of the door on the MK4.

Ah well.

satisfying as f*ck though i bet!

people are c*nts, there's no escaping it. every time, and i mean EVERY TIME i get in my car i see stupid/idiotic/chaotic/maniac behavior. jaysus, forget getting in the car, just leaving the house full stop...

Was yeah. Even more so when he gives it all, starts punching the window, jump out the car and he just walks off.

[Gavv8]

Every other person on the road is a total cnut....learn to live with it and park well away from the tw*ts.

[JC]

serves your right for going to didcot

[danny_p]

air supention is full of win for parking nudges 

if someone nudges the truck i really dont care it spends most of it's life nudgeing things much tougher than cars,  on one occasion the block stared been a right arse as i looked round  at him when he nudged it ( was sat in truck scoffing bacon roll ) 

just pushed the down button on the air suspention     towbar sat on top of bonnet pinning car down lol he went f**king ape all sort of intresting threats 

[opel]

I try to park away from ppl like that but u know in a empty car park they always park there car next to yours