Advice on women please.

[Kerrse]

 I got a start for that HAND relief job and as I have turned up early every day, and covered people 

 

[bob23]

 I got a start for that HAND relief job and as I have turned up early every day, and covered people 

 

I don't know what you work as, but if that's what you do and your not a porn star, then your going wrong somewhere!

[cullygti]

this is a f**ked up thread she will never be stable with you or anyone else from the f**ked up past she has... sorry to put it like that but thats how life is... and 14 years old cmon take a few pointers off the chaps on here and get out before it goes sour  and i think this is a wind up haha

[justalex81]

she is 100% a fvckin fruit loop. you think you can make her a better person and most peoples gut reaction is they can change people for the better. the reality is that she doesn't want to change and that she craves the drama and excitement. You are fighting a lost cause on this one.

she's probably getting her sh1t pushed in by more people than you think. ditch the b1tch and move on soldier!

on another note. the only reason you wouldn't post pictures of her is if she's a moonpig 

[murraymint]

This thread is fu*ked up! You need to get out of there before she hurts you or worse you catch something from her!.

[mcgee9t2]

Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather  thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.

Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something

in that case tell her she owes you something for making you think she would actually be interestedvin a relationship then smash her back doors in so she cant sit down for a week.

then with any luck her boyf will ask her why shes walking with a limp. she comes clean. he breaks up with her and shes all ready for you

only problem is I hate going in the back doors!

You said her boyfriend has just passed his driving test, so I'm guessing he and she (and you) are young'uns.


Can't you entice her into your arms with some My little Pony stuff?

She is 18, he has just turned 22 and I will be 24 in a few weeks.

Getting her in my arms is not the problem.

well if shes 18 shes not much younger than me so send her number my way and ill smash her back doors in for you

Have you tried masturbation?

would love to but can't!  I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.

I promised myself that I wouldn't take the p!ss in this thread but...

Hahahahahaha That is the most tragic thing I've ever read, not being able to w@nk 

Haaa  

[Guy]

This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU

[barrym381]

This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU

no this guy is got to be the truth im thinking of phonin the samaritans for him

[mcgee9t2]

This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU

can you check the ip's or is it just jv that has that access?

[CJA321]

This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU

no this guy is got to be the truth im thinking of phonin the samaritans for him

Not Jerry?!