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Offline barrym381

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #70 on: 14 March 2012, 19:15 »
This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
no this guy is got to be the truth im thinking of phonin the samaritans for him :undecided:

Not Jerry?!  :grin:
even jerry springer would say this is to f**ked up for the americans :laugh:

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #71 on: 14 March 2012, 19:24 »
This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)

Pics of what? And what does STFU mean?

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #72 on: 14 March 2012, 19:27 »
This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)

Pics of what? And what does STFU mean?

Pics of her & it means shut the f**k up  :grin:

Offline The Mighty Elvi

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #73 on: 14 March 2012, 19:27 »
This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)

Pics of what? And what does STFU mean?

S....is for SHUT
T....is for THE
f.....is for FXXX
U....is for UP


Offline Mr GTD

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #74 on: 14 March 2012, 19:28 »
I think the complexity of this relationship it more suited to...

Jerry....Jerry....Jerry!!


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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #75 on: 14 March 2012, 19:29 »
Jeez I go away to view some porn and its still going on........!
If you wank with the left hand does it feel like another womens doing it ? mmmmm?

Offline R32UK

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #76 on: 14 March 2012, 19:30 »
Jeez I go away to view some porn and its still going on........!
If you wank with the left hand does it feel like another womens doing it ? mmmmm?

that sounds like you want to borrow his hand jay  :huh: :grin:

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #77 on: 14 March 2012, 19:34 »
Jeez I go away to view some porn and its still going on........!
If you wank with the left hand does it feel like another womens doing it ? mmmmm?

that sounds like you want to borrow his hand jay  :huh: :grin:

I want to post a picture of the scary movie parady the man with a little hand its so fitting but can't be arsed!
I wish I had three hands and wife has three boobs!  :laugh:

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #78 on: 14 March 2012, 19:37 »
Right.


STOP........


Can we not add fuel to the fire until the OP posts up some pics of this little tart.

Ta.



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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #79 on: 14 March 2012, 19:43 »
This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)

can you check the ip's or is it just jv that has that access?

Why would you want to check my ip? I use my phone, the broadband where I live and the mobile broadband where I work, so how would checking it help? if you think it's a wind up, then it's simple, don't read it or post in it, I wish it was a wind up!

This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)

Pics of what? And what does STFU mean?

Pics of her & it means shut the f**k up  :grin:

Ah, that makes sense. Ok when I next see her I'll take a picture, probably Sunday as she'll be at her bf's from tomorrow, I'll even do what I said I wouldn't, I'll buy some f**king custard, I'll either take a picture of it on her head or her holding it, any preference? or shall I do both?

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