Advice on women please.

[cullygti]

bob sounds like baggage to me too much rubbles and bricks
If you aren't carefull you'll get to hold a lot of baggage, at the mo you have a ruck sack, later it will be a Antler after that a Samsonite they are real heavy  

Dont worry Jon you're not emotionally strong enough to get it!
Do the tat girl then come back! 

oh dear... someone hasnt been following the rules


1. Dont believe what b!tches tell you
2. Dont believe what b!tches tell you when they have a previous history of telling porkies
(should really be number one but I didnt make the rules up)
3. Once a cheater always a cheater - oooh look there's a better deal
4. The "oooh look there's a better deal" type of girls are not exclusive to the cheater girls group
5. Treat em mean keep em keen
6. With the kind of girls you are hanging with wrap it up before you slap it up (also applies to lap it/lick it/sniff it/tickle it up)
7. ANY girl that tells you he man doesnt put her away when she is in the 'sexy kit' is trying to get you to help justify her mistakes
8. Love and lust are 2 different things.
9. Shouldnt be going with your GF mate because if she finds out thats the last bit of pu$$y you will see in that town
10. Men tell it like it is - its very important to remember that 

 

made me  she is taking you for a mug mate ditch the b!tch

[bob23]

Have to be honest, you're situation doesn't sound ideal.

1. You've just broken up with your girl, so you're perhaps using this girl as a rebound.

2. She's obviously not the most faithful girl in the world. What makes you think you're the special guy that will change her?

3. If you are the special guy that's going to change her, why is she still with him?

I'm sorry that these questions come across a bit bluntly, but I think you need to consider them as straightly as possible. I feel for the situation you are in but you need to think about the long term plan.

And, her complaint with her boyfriend is that she's not getting any (sexual) attention, and she's cheated twice. Sounds like she's happy with him but just wants as much sex as she can get. There's another word for that... but I don't know her so I'm not going to start calling folks names.

I broke up with my gf because of this girl, I knew I wanted her more than my Gf so ended it as it wouldn't have been fair to treat her second best.

she hasn't been faithful to this one but the last was three and a half years and she never played around.

her complaint about her bf isn't lack of sex, they went for a meal the other day and he was more worried about a dry bit of skin on his ear, the traffic going past and his phone than her.

I don't think I'm anyone special, just hope that I could be.

My trouble is that no woman takes an interest in me unless they are already in a relationship, I haven't yet had a girlfriend that was single when I met them, they all left someone for me, I was never trying to get any of them, this one though is different, I am just going out my mind for her, I would have walked away by now had it been any other woman.

[barrym381]

am still laughing at the fact bob has even posted this jerry springer tale

[The Mighty Elvi]

Have you tried masturbation?

[bob23]

Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather  thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.

Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something

in that case tell her she owes you something for making you think she would actually be interestedvin a relationship then smash her back doors in so she cant sit down for a week.

then with any luck her boyf will ask her why shes walking with a limp. she comes clean. he breaks up with her and shes all ready for you

only problem is I hate going in the back doors!

You said her boyfriend has just passed his driving test, so I'm guessing he and she (and you) are young'uns.


Can't you entice her into your arms with some My little Pony stuff?

She is 18, he has just turned 22 and I will be 24 in a few weeks.

Getting her in my arms is not the problem.

[bob23]

Have you tried masturbation?

would love to but can't!  I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.

[The Mighty Elvi]

she hasn't been faithful to this one but the last was three and a half years and she never played around.

She is 18, he has just turned 22 and I will be 24 in a few weeks.

Hmm. What's 18 minus 3 and a half?

[clipperjay]

Have you tried masturbation?

would love to but can't!  I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.

FCking hell no five sisters? how do you live? Jon tell him your turn!

[bob23]

am still laughing at the fact bob has even posted this jerry springer tale

I could go into a lot more detail and make it more of a jerry springer tale, but I can't be bothered to type about an internet paedophile, an abusive stepmother, a boyfriend that forced her to have sex, self harming, overdoses and an alcoholic dad.

she hasn't been faithful to this one but the last was three and a half years and she never played around.

She is 18, he has just turned 22 and I will be 24 in a few weeks.

Hmm. What's 18 minus 3 and a half?

she started having sex at 14.

[Jord_GTI]

Have you tried masturbation?

would love to but can't!  I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.

I promised myself that I wouldn't take the p!ss in this thread but...

Hahahahahaha That is the most tragic thing I've ever read, not being able to w@nk 


Sorry for laughing 


I'm with Elvi though, ultimatum is the only way.
She may be too immature for you too.