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Offline Kerrse

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #30 on: 14 March 2012, 14:18 »
oh dear... someone hasnt been following the rules


1. Dont believe what b!tches tell you
2. Dont believe what b!tches tell you when they have a previous history of telling porkies
(should really be number one but I didnt make the rules up)
3. Once a cheater always a cheater - oooh look there's a better deal
4. The "oooh look there's a better deal" type of girls are not exclusive to the cheater girls group
5. Treat em mean keep em keen
6. With the kind of girls you are hanging with wrap it up before you slap it up (also applies to lap it/lick it/sniff it/tickle it up)
7. ANY girl that tells you he man doesnt put her away when she is in the 'sexy kit' is trying to get you to help justify her mistakes
8. Love and lust are 2 different things.
9. Shouldnt be going with your GF mate because if she finds out thats the last bit of pu$$y you will see in that town
10. Men tell it like it is - its very important to remember that  :wink:


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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #31 on: 14 March 2012, 14:19 »
Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather  thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.

Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something.

Eh?  So you only have naked pics?

C'mon. Be a sport.



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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #32 on: 14 March 2012, 14:21 »
Only thing she owes him is his virginity back  :grin:
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Offline The Mighty Elvi

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #33 on: 14 March 2012, 14:22 »
oh dear... someone hasnt been following the rules


7. ANY girl that tells you he man doesnt put her away when she is in the 'sexy kit' is trying to get you to help justify her mistakes




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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #34 on: 14 March 2012, 14:22 »
bob sounds like baggage to me too much rubbles and bricks
If you aren't carefull you'll get to hold a lot of baggage, at the mo you have a ruck sack, later it will be a Antler after that a Samsonite they are real heavy  :lipsrsealed:

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #35 on: 14 March 2012, 14:24 »
bob sounds like baggage to me too much rubbles and bricks
If you aren't carefull you'll get to hold a lot of baggage, at the mo you have a ruck sack, later it will be a Antler after that a Samsonite they are real heavy  :lipsrsealed:




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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #36 on: 14 March 2012, 14:27 »
bob sounds like baggage to me too much rubbles and bricks
If you aren't carefull you'll get to hold a lot of baggage, at the mo you have a ruck sack, later it will be a Antler after that a Samsonite they are real heavy  :lipsrsealed:





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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #37 on: 14 March 2012, 14:32 »
Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather  thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.

Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something.

Eh?  So you only have naked pics?

C'mon. Be a sport.



Yes I only have naked photos of her. No I won't be a sport.
come on your b!tch is bein a sport sharing it with u an a couple of others
bob take a step back an read what your posting an if u cant see your getting took for a mug enjoy ur life with a bike :smiley:

Offline mcgee9t2

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #38 on: 14 March 2012, 14:42 »
Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather  thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.

Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something
in that case tell her she owes you something for making you think she would actually be interestedvin a relationship then smash her back doors in so she cant sit down for a week.

then with any luck her boyf will ask her why shes walking with a limp. she comes clean. he breaks up with her and shes all ready for you

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Re: Advice on women please.
« Reply #39 on: 14 March 2012, 14:46 »
You said her boyfriend has just passed his driving test, so I'm guessing he and she (and you) are young'uns.


Can't you entice her into your arms with some My little Pony stuff?