Advice on women please.

[Mitching]

She sounds f**ked up.
Proper f**ked.

Leave while you have the chance.

[bob23]

Have you tried masturbation?

would love to but can't!  I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.

I promised myself that I wouldn't take the p!ss in this thread but...

Hahahahahaha That is the most tragic thing I've ever read, not being able to w@nk 


Sorry for laughing 


I'm Elvi though, ultimatum is the only way.
She may be too immature for you too.

I have to laugh about it too, or else I'd cry! just wait till my wrist heals, I'll get friction burn!

[Kerrse]

This has to be a troll thread 

PS: use your other hand 

[bob23]

This has to be a troll thread 

PS: use your other hand 

left wrist has a broken bit of bone, right elbow locks up and hurts with any repetitive movements, even just moving my wrist repetitively will lock it.

[R32UK]

I bet I wont be the first to call this a wind up and Bob a lying w4nker..... sorry Bob 

[Mitching]

Desperate times....

[scarr89]

Lesson learnt, do not ask for women help on a car forum 

Sounds awful though mate, leave her, let her chase you.

[The Mighty Elvi]

I bet I wont be the first to call this a wind up and Bob a lying w4nker..... sorry Bob 

Well, from what he's divulged, clearly not!

 

[bob23]

I bet I wont be the first to call this a wind up and Bob a lying w4nker..... sorry Bob 

Sadly, not a wind up.

BTW R32UK, I got a start for that relief job and as I have turned up early every day, and covered people who just didn't turn up I have been given a permanent job, so no longer on jsa.

[R32UK]

I bet I wont be the first to call this a wind up and Bob a lying w4nker..... sorry Bob 

Sadly, not a wind up.

BTW R32UK, I got a start for that relief job and as I have turned up early every day, and covered people who just didn't turn up I have been given a permanent job, so no longer on jsa.

Good to hear! now get out there and smash as many girls as possible... you are only young once!

I would let this one go... and if she comes back.... well then you got yourself a good ol bootycall