Mention at least one stupid thing you did to your Mk6 GTI...

[am1w]

I'll start .......

Well, this little incident happened about 6 months ago and it is 100% factual.

It was a dull Monday morning and I was very meticulously reversing into a very tight parking space at work. My reversing sensors cautioned me to stop, but I felt I knew a bit better as they tend to be rather optimistic, so I inched gingerly backwards. Whist this intricate manoeuvre was being performed, a very pretty and young female colleague in an extremely short and tight fitting red dress dropped her car keys right in front of my car. She bent down to pick them up and her pert bottom, which was covered scantly in a black thong, was revealed in all its glory to my prying and delighted eyes.

I must admit I was taken aback a bit, in the nicest possible way, and so was my car slap bang into the wall. The car suffered a badly scuffed bumper and my pride was sorely dented.

Well, it did not end there. She came over to me and admonished me for looking up her skirt. Then, she had the gall to ask me whether I enjoyed the sight. Can you believe such cheek or two cheeks in this case. Further, she accused me of being a dirty old man, a title I wear with great pride.

In conclusion, we have become very, very good friends at last!!!!!

It's good to own a VW Golf Mk6 GTI in Tornado Red. 

[PenguinGTI]

Bought it 



Only kidding 

[DRC]

Haha! Brilliant

[gizzywizzy]

Too much booze again tonight Asker? 

[am1w]

Too much booze again tonight Asker? 

Certainly not. 
Just thought a few interesting posts would emerge, but it seems that I will have to be sorely disappointed by the dirth of suitable responses. 

The Americans are so much more fun. 

[gizzywizzy]

Too much booze again tonight Asker? 

Certainly not. 
Just thought a few interesting posts would emerge, but it seems that I will have to be sorely disappointed by the dirth of suitable responses. 

The Americans are so much more fun. 

That's because they're spaced out on all the crap food they stuff in their big fat faces 

[R32UK]

put it back to std.

[am1w]

Too much booze again tonight Asker? 

Certainly not. 
Just thought a few interesting posts would emerge, but it seems that I will have to be sorely disappointed by the dirth of suitable responses. 
The Americans are so much more fun. 

That's because they're spaced out on all the crap food they stuff in their big fat faces 

You impress me with your great depth of practical knowledge and skill in this respect.   

[scotland67]

I stupidly put my car in the garage, unloaded the shopping from the boot.Then from inside the house i pressed the remote to close the electric garage door, not realising I had not closed the tailgate of the car. Heard the door mechanism of the garage door making an unusual racket, went to investigate and found the door had pushed the tailgate downso far and got stuck,and the motor was trying to keep pushing the door down!
Any way I was lucky as only some faint scratches below the VW badge plus one small scratch that needed touching in with paint,could have been a lot worse.

[gizzywizzy]

Too much booze again tonight Asker? 

Certainly not. 
Just thought a few interesting posts would emerge, but it seems that I will have to be sorely disappointed by the dirth of suitable responses. 
The Americans are so much more fun. 

That's because they're spaced out on all the crap food they stuff in their big fat faces 

You impress me with your great depth of practical knowledge and skill in this respect.   

There is a tale behind this stated fact which I may divulge at some time.  I am in all honesty not a lover of American people or anything American.