Gizzy dearest: Take it to your VW dealership, if it is conveniently close, as they must have a hand wash facility. You might have to book in advance, but worth it. 
Eh?!?! Thought you said a foreign dude washed your car at your local VW garage and couldn't understand a word of English and made a terrible job of it and you had to redo it yourself?
p3asa: A hose in a foriegn hand is a hose in a hand.

But I am so glad you pay attention to my posts if only to trip me up.

What fun!
The rest of the cleaning drama was due to my very particular requirements which even an Englishman (who often have a very poor understanding our own language) would have failed to follow to the letter.
Yes: I may be too much of a task master for this very politically correct and modern world!

You know what I mean kiddo!
