I am pissing myself laughing.
James you quite a character.
Now even the Volvo is a drama.
Are you on a Volvo forum?
Please entertain them.
They are a boring bunch I am told.
All I know is this: you will end up with a Kia Sedona with a 7 year warranty for your 7 year itch!
I am nearly certain of one thing: by the time you get the Volvo it will be built in China.
By the time you get the Golf, we will all be dead!