len is resident pervert - he'll appear (this is purely my honest opinion and is in no way a reflection of anyone elses opinion, but is going to happen. Chuff however is harmless although he's about 8million foot tall.)
Cheers guys!
I have this funny image of a trenchcoated flasher darting around the forum waiting to nip into a thread and......
Oh well, each to their own

Here's my to do list:
- Clean wiper stalk contacts and hope to solve recurring intermittent wiper problem - if not I will need advice!
- lacquer new paint
- sand rust off brake pipes & waxoyl
- fit new air filter housing
I suspect I've dredged up some crud from my petrol tank - my car died on me twice the other night (in the pissing rain). It's not long had a new coil for a similar problem which, whenever I tried to accellerate, the car simply lost all power. This time it happened shortly after I ran very low on petrol and I had my foot off the accellerator both times in this instance. After giving it a bit of welly it does restart, misfires for about a mile then completely normal again. Nothing showing on VAG com. I can't think of any other reason. Just had new sparks, rotor, leads, coil, battery under 1 yr, recetly given full service (inc. oil/fuel filters). Hoping it was just a clogged injector & wondering whether I should run a cleaner through the fuel system in the hope that that solves it?