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Model specific boards => Golf mk6 => Topic started by: VWKev on 16 March 2010, 09:58
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We really should be more disciplined in the threads but for whatever reason these days they are full of banter and none of them have anything to do with the original thread which of course is a bit crap for the original poster and the people reading them that just want to see relevant info, not wither Steve loves men. So my idea is just to have this nonsense thread where we can say whatever we want and banter away in here and be safe in our little mk6 cocoon without having to talk in the general section :grin:
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We really should be more disciplined in the threads but for whatever reason these days they are full of banter and none of them have anything to do with the original thread which of course is a bit crap for the original poster and the people reading them that just want to see relevant info, not wither Steve loves men. So my idea is just to have this nonsense thread where we can say whatever we want and banter away in here and be safe in our little mk6 cocoon without having to talk in the general section :grin:
This is your stuff coming again Kev, using your arse as a fanny!! :laugh: :laugh: Let the banter begin???
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We really should be more disciplined in the threads but for whatever reason these days they are full of banter and none of them have anything to do with the original thread which of course is a bit crap for the original poster and the people reading them that just want to see relevant info, not wither Steve loves men. So my idea is just to have this nonsense thread where we can say whatever we want and banter away in here and be safe in our little mk6 cocoon without having to talk in the general section :grin:
This is your stuff coming again Kev, using your arse as a fanny!! :laugh: :laugh: Let the banter begin???
using my arse as a fanny :laugh: that was funny. Just whatever you do mate, dont turn this into a lady boy thread for fux sake. :grin:
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We really should be more disciplined in the threads but for whatever reason these days they are full of banter and none of them have anything to do with the original thread which of course is a bit crap for the original poster and the people reading them that just want to see relevant info, not wither Steve loves men. So my idea is just to have this nonsense thread where we can say whatever we want and banter away in here and be safe in our little mk6 cocoon without having to talk in the general section :grin:
This is your stuff coming again Kev, using your arse as a fanny!! :laugh: :laugh: Let the banter begin???
using my arse as a fanny :laugh: that was funny. Just whatever you do mate, dont turn this into a lady boy thread for fux sake. :grin:
No lady boys around here mate!! Been to Thailand loads times brilliant over there mate, nah not into lady boys ether!! :smug:
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whats wrong with using the other sections guys? not having a go or nowt. we are a friendly bunch of like minded chappies and lasses. :smiley:
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We really should be more disciplined in the threads but for whatever reason these days they are full of banter and none of them have anything to do with the original thread which of course is a bit crap for the original poster and the people reading them that just want to see relevant info, not wither Steve loves men. So my idea is just to have this nonsense thread where we can say whatever we want and banter away in here and be safe in our little mk6 cocoon without having to talk in the general section :grin:
Good shout.
My bacon and poched egg roll is really yummy mmmm !
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We really should be more disciplined in the threads but for whatever reason these days they are full of banter and none of them have anything to do with the original thread which of course is a bit crap for the original poster and the people reading them that just want to see relevant info, not wither Steve loves men. So my idea is just to have this nonsense thread where we can say whatever we want and banter away in here and be safe in our little mk6 cocoon without having to talk in the general section :grin:
Good shout.
My bacon and poched egg roll is really yummy mmmm !
Thats making me hungry, I've just had an apple and a cup of tea there and im still starved. :sad:
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Do any of you realise that you are actually connected to a MASSIVE FORUM! full to the brim
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This is your stuff coming again Kev, using your arse as a fanny!! :laugh: :laugh: Let the banter begin???
Expression robber! :grin:
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Do any of you realise that you are actually connected to a MASSIVE FORUM! full to the brim
The same will happen to this section as what happened to the MK5 section a few years back...
god that was funny for the rest of us, but it killed the MK5 section.
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This is your stuff coming again Kev, using your arse as a fanny!! :laugh: :laugh: Let the banter begin???
Expression robber! :grin:
So he's stealing your jokes ? Typical of Mr Clary :grin:
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Do any of you realise that you are actually connected to a MASSIVE FORUM! full to the brim
done poking.. ha ha i should have known it would be in the £30k+ willy waving wayne kerr section!
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http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?board=19.0
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Do any of you realise that you are actually connected to a MASSIVE FORUM! full to the brim
The same will happen to this section as what happened to the MK5 section a few years back...
god that was funny for the rest of us, but it killed the MK5 section.
X2
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http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?board=19.0
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Do any of you realise that you are actually connected to a MASSIVE FORUM! full to the brim
done poking.. ha ha i should have known it would be in the £30k+ willy waving wayne kerr section!
:cry:
:evil:
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http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?board=19.0
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Do any of you realise that you are actually connected to a MASSIVE FORUM! full to the brim
The same will happen to this section as what happened to the MK5 section a few years back...
god that was funny for the rest of us, but it killed the MK5 section.
X2
Why what happend? I'm lost? :undecided:
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http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?board=19.0
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Do any of you realise that you are actually connected to a MASSIVE FORUM! full to the brim
I use the detailing section, apart from that and the mk6 section and a few posts here and there there's nothing else that interests me at the moment. There's lots of other posters in this board too, but its only the few familiar names that venture into this section. So it works both ways really.
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If you can keep it in this one thread, go for it.
If i see spam topics appearing in the mk6 section, i will get mean. Ask the mk5 boys :cool:
Relevant threads going off-topic with banter we don't mind, even encourage it.
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
oohhh!! thats slander kevin . :grin:
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libel, Steve - the defamation is in writing.... :wink:
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
oohhh!! thats slander kevin . :grin:
libel, Steve - the defamation is in writing.... :wink:
and only if its not true :grin: :wink:
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
Hello from Copenhagen.
With friends like you, Kev, who needs enemas! :laugh:
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
Hello from Copenhagen.
With friends like you, Kev, who needs enemas! :laugh:
I hear copenhagen is full of lovely blonde women,is it true ?
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
Hello from Copenhagen.
With friends like you, Kev, who needs enemas! :laugh:
I hear copenhagen is full of lovely blonde women,is it true ?
Last night we discovered that he is a tranny anyhow!
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Last night we discovered that he is a tranny anyhow!
Thankfully my tranny plays good music at times :cool:
There was a post not so long ago that I have been trying to find regarding how to down load pictures of your car onto this forum.
Can anyone put a link up to that post or help by explaining how to do it as well as how to cut out the number plate.
Thanks for any help.
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
oohhh!! thats slander kevin . :grin:
My friendly advice to you is to go for litigaytion. :grin:
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
Hello from Copenhagen.
With friends like you, Kev, who needs enemas! :laugh:
I hear copenhagen is full of lovely blonde women,is it true ?
They are certainly very good looking. Have not seen too many 'real' blondes yet.
Very friendly and beautifully mannered.
If only I was young and single. :rolleyes:
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
Hello from Copenhagen.
With friends like you, Kev, who needs enemas! :laugh:
I hear copenhagen is full of lovely blonde women,is it true ?
They are certainly very good looking. Have not seen too many 'real' blondes yet.
Very friendly and beautifully mannered.
If only I was young and single. :rolleyes:
Now this thread is quickly becoming useless without pics.
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
Hello from Copenhagen.
With friends like you, Kev, who needs enemas! :laugh:
I hear copenhagen is full of lovely blonde women,is it true ?
Last night we discovered that he is a tranny anyhow!
That was last night.
Things change. :kiss:
Got to go!
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
Hello from Copenhagen.
With friends like you, Kev, who needs enemas! :laugh:
I hear copenhagen is full of lovely blonde women,is it true ?
Last night we discovered that he is a tranny anyhow!
That was last night.
Things change. :kiss:
Got to go!
What pre op to post? Is that why your in denmark!? Cos its cheeper over there.. :grin:
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
oohhh!! thats slander kevin . :grin:
libel, Steve - the defamation is in writing.... :wink:
and only if its not true :grin: :wink:
Nah not true i'm afraid!! Its all Kev's stuff he's projecting on to other people on the forum. He's been struggling just lately, i heard over the weekend in was seen in womens clothes & lipstick on driving his GTI dogging, useing his arse has a fanny !! So I was told by another forum member!! :laugh:
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Excellent ! A thread to go nuts in. I'll start.
Steve's a gay crack head.
Hello from Copenhagen.
With friends like you, Kev, who needs enemas! :laugh:
I hear copenhagen is full of lovely blonde women,is it true ?
They are certainly very good looking. Have not seen too many 'real' blondes yet.
Very friendly and beautifully mannered.
If only I was young and single. :rolleyes:
Now this thread is quickly becoming useless without pics.
x1 you beat me to it :grin:
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asbo-friggin-lutely Mr H... try being a little less exclusive guys!
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Does that mean we can all join your clique ? :grin:
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Does that mean we can all join your clique ? :grin:
Hell no, why would you want to ? :laugh:
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i like this smiley >> :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: but we do need some dancing bananas here, though.. :sad:
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i like this smiley >> :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: but we do need some dancing bananas here, though.. :sad:
Or some birds topless!! Driving GTi's or even the GTD hahaha :rolleyes:
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Where are the pictures of the beautiful women of copenhagen that am1w promised us ? :undecided:(well he did`nt actually promise i made that bit up :grin:)
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I think photos of that type would serve very well as a much needed distraction from our Golf woes... :laugh: :laugh:
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Does that mean we can all join your clique ? :grin:
Hell no, why would you want to ? :laugh:
Kev have you kerbed them monza's yet? F**** painfull when it happens mate I nearly cried when it i did it on one my GTI's in past!! :cool:
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Does that mean we can all join your clique ? :grin:
Hell no, why would you want to ? :laugh:
Kev have you kerbed them monza's yet? F**** painfull when it happens mate I nearly cried when it i did it on one my GTI's in past!! :cool:
Nah, couple of close calls though, got a few narrow little lanes down way and if cars are coming in the other direction its a proper tight squeeze to get past, I always fold my mirrors just incase :grin:
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i like this smiley >> :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: but we do need some dancing bananas here, though.. :sad:
Or some birds topless!! Driving GTi's or even the GTD hahaha :rolleyes:
As you wish
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=65074.0
see, it can be worth venturing out of this section, occasionally :wink:
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More nonsense needed :undecided:
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bumped into a old mate today who reckons golfs spoil a good walk...... :shocked:
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bumped into a old mate today who reckons golfs spoil a good walk...... :shocked:
Four
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i like this smiley >> :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: but we do need some dancing bananas here, though.. :sad:
Or some birds topless!! Driving GTi's or even the GTD hahaha :rolleyes:
As you wish
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=65074.0
see, it can be worth venturing out of this section, occasionally :wink:
If Carlsberg did vw threads!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:
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All the best am1w for noon tomorrow.
Sleepless night for you tonite, you're so gonna love your new car.
Enjoy
Gizzy
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All the best am1w for noon tomorrow.
Sleepless night for you tonite, you're so gonna love your new car.
Enjoy
Gizzy
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I am going to end up with 2 red cars: the Golf GTi and the Type R GT. It is going to drive me mad regarding the resident parking permits and then deciding which one to drive!
You did not ask me what PLU and PLT mean. If you don't know, I can tell you.
You only have to ask my dearest. :laugh:
Going to bed pretty early tonight to be fresh for a possible fight with the VW delivery man! :laugh:
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Gizzy: Another one for you: NOCD! :laugh:
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Oh hell I've tried but no - you'll have to enlighten me :grin:
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Oh hell I've tried but no - you'll have to enlighten me :grin:
Here goes:-
PLU - People like us
PLT - People like them
NOCD - Not our class darling
Now they are all going to go mental and think I am a snob!
True! :laugh:
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Oh hell I've tried but no - you'll have to enlighten me :grin:
Here goes:-
PLU - People like us
PLT - People like them
NOCD - Not our class darling
Now they are all going to go mental and think I am a snob!
True! :laugh:
TIPC wot fun :laugh:
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Oh hell I've tried but no - you'll have to enlighten me :grin:
Here goes:-
PLU - People like us
PLT - People like them
NOCD - Not our class darling
Now they are all going to go mental and think I am a snob!
True! :laugh:
TIPC wot fun :laugh:
Do tell, please. :laugh:
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Oh hell I've tried but no - you'll have to enlighten me :grin:
Here goes:-
PLU - People like us
PLT - People like them
NOCD - Not our class darling
Now they are all going to go mental and think I am a snob!
True! :laugh:
TIPC wot fun :laugh:
Do tell, please. :laugh:
Gizzy: I am waiting and waiting and wasting away for an answer! :grin:
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Oh hell I've tried but no - you'll have to enlighten me :grin:
Here goes:-
PLU - People like us
PLT - People like them
NOCD - Not our class darling
Now they are all going to go mental and think I am a snob!
True! :laugh:
TIPC wot fun :laugh:
Do tell, please. :laugh:
Gizzy: I am waiting and waiting and wasting away for an answer! :grin:
I got it, I think! :grin:
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Oh hell I've tried but no - you'll have to enlighten me :grin:
Here goes:-
PLU - People like us
PLT - People like them
NOCD - Not our class darling
Now they are all going to go mental and think I am a snob!
True! :laugh:
TIPC wot fun :laugh:
Do tell, please. :laugh:
Gizzy: I am waiting and waiting and wasting away for an answer! :grin:
I got it, I think! :grin:
so sorry I had to go walk the dog then forgot to log back in, so TIPC = that is pure class :laugh:
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Oh hell I've tried but no - you'll have to enlighten me :grin:
Here goes:-
PLU - People like us
PLT - People like them
NOCD - Not our class darling
Now they are all going to go mental and think I am a snob!
True! :laugh:
TIPC wot fun :laugh:
Do tell, please. :laugh:
Gizzy: I am waiting and waiting and wasting away for an answer! :grin:
I got it, I think! :grin:
so sorry I had to go walk the dog then forgot to log back in, so TIPC = that is pure class :laugh:
I thought so but I also thought it could be 'this is'nt politically correct'!
Love my GTi. It feels more sedate than my Type R GT which was collected within 10 mins of the GTi delivery.
Speak about the rythm method! :laugh:
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Oh hell I've tried but no - you'll have to enlighten me :grin:
Here goes:-
PLU - People like us
PLT - People like them
NOCD - Not our class darling
Now they are all going to go mental and think I am a snob!
True! :laugh:
Snob no Camp yes :grin:
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knew you'd love the car.
Post some piccies when you can.
TC/DC
Gizzy
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Snob no Camp yes :grin:
ME:
SNOB yes, CAMP no = NICE GUY :laugh:
YOU:
SNOB no, CAMP yes = N!CE GUY(?) :laugh:
Thanks for joining in, luv! :laugh:
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knew you'd love the car.
Post some piccies when you can.
TC/DC
Gizzy
Will do just for you. :smiley:
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am1w is as camp as a row of tents
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am1w is as camp as a row of tents
Simonpolly is as camp as Christmas.
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Your all a bunch of fags
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Oh be nice :kiss:
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i will set him on you....
(http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/exhibitions/ron_mueck/images/Big-Man_542.jpg)
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:sick:
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Your all a bunch of fags
Yes, be nice to us!
You know smoking is not good for you!
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i will set him on you....
(http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/exhibitions/ron_mueck/images/Big-Man_542.jpg)
keV you look like you just got out of a DSG gti?
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:grin: :grin: :grin:
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i will set him on you....
(http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/exhibitions/ron_mueck/images/Big-Man_542.jpg)
looks like kev sulking about dsg!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: brilliant, loved that one...... u little sh!t, i'll get you back.
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this thread is crap, nothing but nonsense in it.
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this thread is crap, nothing but nonsense in it.
You started it.
Are you abusing yourself now?
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this thread is crap, nothing but nonsense in it.
You started it.
Are you abusing yourself now?
Your so butch am1w :kiss:
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this thread is crap, nothing but nonsense in it.
You started it.
Are you abusing yourself now?
Your so butch am1w :kiss:
And you are as butch as Sigourney Weaver! :kiss: :kiss:
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this thread is crap, nothing but nonsense in it.
You started it.
Are you abusing yourself now?
kev tried & tried but just couldn't get it together!! Try the vigra keV!
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this thread is crap, nothing but nonsense in it.
You started it.
Are you abusing yourself now?
kev tried & tried but just couldn't get it together!! Try the vigra keV!
Buy a new toy: a GTD! :laugh:
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Right this is war, am1w, you have to be James Goulds wife and Steve... well he's either Nosh's grandpa or Julian Clary, I'm not sure as both are poop shooters.
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Right this is war, am1w, you have to be James Goulds wife and Steve... well he's either Nosh's grandpa or Julian Clary, I'm not sure as both are poop shooters.
I was only suggesting that a GTD could be used as a d!ldo. Now what is wrong with that?
I definitely do not want a war with you, PLEASE?!
Regarding James and Steve, the Lord of the Rings has anointed them with his venom! :laugh:
Changing tact: Got my GTi today. It has no faults and is the first car ever to be perfectly finished. However, I am not too sure about the Red. I should have got a white one like yours as red was my second choice for practical reasons.
But everyone else thinks it looks the business.
Tomorrow we take delivery of a Mercedes C Class 350 CDI Sport Auto. I will drive the Golf and she will drive the Mercedes. I hate automatics. Great for the ladies!
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Right this is war, am1w, you have to be James Goulds wife and Steve... well he's either Nosh's grandpa or Julian Clary, I'm not sure as both are poop shooters.
I was only suggesting that a GTD could be used as a d!ldo. Now what is wrong with that?
I definitely do not want a war with you, PLEASE?!
Regarding James and Steve, the Lord of the Rings has anointed them with his venom! :laugh:
Changing tact: Got my GTi today. It has no faults and is the first car ever to be perfectly finished. However, I am not too sure about the Red. I should have got a white one like yours as red was my second choice for practical reasons.
But everyone else thinks it looks the business.
Tomorrow we take delivery of a Mercedes C Class 350 CDI Sport Auto. I will drive the Golf and she will drive the Mercedes. I hate automatics. Great for the ladies!
congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
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congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
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BTW: Gizzy and you are the only ones to have congratulated me!
Thanks.
Now I know who the real b!tches are!
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congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
:grin: dont be down on your colour mate, its well smart seriously. Look at neils, its the dogs gonads.
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congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
:grin: dont be down on your colour mate, its well smart seriously. Look at neils, its the dogs gonads.
I am sure I will love it tomorrow! :smiley:
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congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
:grin: dont be down on your colour mate, its well smart seriously. Look at neils, its the dogs gonads.
I am sure I will love it tomorrow! :smiley:
Get your feelin sorry for yourself arse to the window, look at your GTI with this playing in the background
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxxkwBQk_o
Then tell me you should have got white. :grin:
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I just love that song. Grew up with it!
Nice to have the forum all to ourselves!
I think I am falling in love with my GTi.
Tonight's the night! :laugh:
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Oh sh!t! Must go to bed or I might change into a GTD! :laugh:
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:grin:
Me too, cant keep my lids open. nite nite :kiss:
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:grin:
Me too, cant keep my lids open. nite nite :kiss:
Goodnight! :grin:
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Thank your lucky stars you did not buy the awful VW plumbers white.
Already looking dated and spoilt by every Astra owner in the land plumping for white last year.
VW's red is good choice, perfect for the GTI.
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Take heed peasants, the wise one has spoken ^^^^^ :grin:
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congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
Need to see a picture of the tampon GTI?? Why oh why did you choose red again when you have a Type R In red??? The GTI does look good in red though still need a picture? :cool:
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congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
Need to see a picture of the tampon GTI?? Why oh why did you choose red again when you have a Type R In red??? The GTI does look good in red though still need a picture? :cool:
Will do soon.
Both cameras were lost recently which is a pain.
I am in love with it today!
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Thank your lucky stars you did not buy the awful VW plumbers white.
Already looking dated and spoilt by every Astra owner in the land plumping for white last year.
VW's red is good choice, perfect for the GTI.
Thanks EG.
In love with by baby today!
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congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
:grin: dont be down on your colour mate, its well smart seriously. Look at neils, its the dogs gonads.
I am sure I will love it tomorrow! :smiley:
Get your feelin sorry for yourself arse to the window, look at your GTI with this playing in the background
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxxkwBQk_o
Then tell me you should have got white. :grin:
Thanks for the support Kev.
I am in love at last with my baby! :smiley:
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congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
:grin: dont be down on your colour mate, its well smart seriously. Look at neils, its the dogs gonads.
I am sure I will love it tomorrow! :smiley:
Get your feelin sorry for yourself arse to the window, look at your GTI with this playing in the background
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxxkwBQk_o
Then tell me you should have got white. :grin:
Thanks for the support Kev.
I am in love at last with my baby! :smiley:
Enjoy :smiley:
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P!ssing down here today. :angry:
Typical. New car, more rain. Hope the Toughseal works! :rolleyes:
Going to get the Merc now. Soo not interested! :evil:
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Thank your lucky stars you did not buy the awful VW plumbers white.
Already looking dated and spoilt by every Astra owner in the land plumping for white last year.
VW's red is good choice, perfect for the GTI.
Maybe the white will give you an easier time on how to tell a new mk6 ? http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=148620.0
Clueless cnut. :laugh:
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Thank your lucky stars you did not buy the awful VW plumbers white.
Already looking dated and spoilt by every Astra owner in the land plumping for white last year.
VW's red is good choice, perfect for the GTI.
Maybe the white will give you an easier time on how to tell a new mk6 ? http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=148620.0
Clueless cnut. :laugh:
Cracker
!! hahahaha :laugh:
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Ordered some GTI mats today from dealers cost me £70,while i was there someone was picking up a silver Golf R and to be honest it looked very plain.
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Oh dear. He spent all that money on a Plain Jane. Prat.
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Oh dear. He spent all that money on a Plain Jane. Prat.
needs Monzas?? :laugh:
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Ordered some GTI mats today from dealers cost me £70,while i was there someone was picking up a silver Golf R and to be honest it looked very plain.
Subliminal comes to my mind!! I wouldn't mind one, but just couldnt justfy the price, the spec I wanted would have been £33k thats a lot of money for a Golf???
Get second hand cayman for that good one aswell!! :rolleyes:
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Oh dear. He spent all that money on a Plain Jane. Prat.
needs Monzas?? :laugh:
Nah , Vancoover's Kev!! :smug:
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It did not help that it was silver,black or rising blue would probably look better . :wink:
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Whatever the wheels, the R has a horrible front end and a rear that looks quite stupid with those centrally located twin exhausts. The whole idea when designing the GTi was to separate the exhausts to enable the rear of the car to look wider and lower. So said the designer, Bischoff (spelling?).
£33k? More like £35k+ now. Waste of money, I agree.
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Ordered some GTI mats today from dealers cost me £70,while i was there someone was picking up a silver Golf R and to be honest it looked very plain.
£70!!!???!!!
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Ordered some GTI mats today from dealers cost me £70,while i was there someone was picking up a silver Golf R and to be honest it looked very plain.
£70!!!???!!!
I feel the mats that came with my GTi are more than fine. I'll get new ones if or when these wear out. No point spending £70 on/for dirty feet. It was bad enough I spent £41 on a luggage net which, believe it or not, is very, very useful.
PS: Any chance of spicing things up. You are quite adept at this from what I recall!
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Ordered some GTI mats today from dealers cost me £70,while i was there someone was picking up a silver Golf R and to be honest it looked very plain.
£70!!!???!!!
I feel the mats that came with my GTi are more than fine. I'll get new ones if or when these wear out. No point spending £70 on/for dirty feet. It was bad enough I spent £41 on a luggage net which, believe it or not, is very, very useful.
PS: Any chance of spicing things up. You are quite adept at this from what I recall!
Ones I got with mine are almost done :sad: Totally crappy quality, flat as a pancake now in places and were about as thick as a piece of cardboard.
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Ordered some GTI mats today from dealers cost me £70,while i was there someone was picking up a silver Golf R and to be honest it looked very plain.
£70!!!???!!!
I feel the mats that came with my GTi are more than fine. I'll get new ones if or when these wear out. No point spending £70 on/for dirty feet. It was bad enough I spent £41 on a luggage net which, believe it or not, is very, very useful.
PS: Any chance of spicing things up. You are quite adept at this from what I recall!
Ones I got with mine are almost done :sad: Totally crappy quality, flat as a pancake now in places and were about as thick as a piece of cardboard.
But you have 3 legs, lucky man! :laugh:
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:grin:
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Had my GTI 8 months now and done 2500 miles in it,the mats that come with the car are a little on the thin side and are abit worn where your heel rests and i felt like wasting some money :smiley:,The gti one look better. :wink:
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Had my GTI 8 months now and done 2500 miles in it,the mats that come with the car are a little on the thin side and are abit worn where your heel rests and i felt like wasting some money :smiley:,The gti one look better. :wink:
Anything to protect those stilettos heels! :laugh:
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Ordered some GTI mats today from dealers cost me £70,while i was there someone was picking up a silver Golf R and to be honest it looked very plain.
£70!!!???!!!
I feel the mats that came with my GTi are more than fine. I'll get new ones if or when these wear out. No point spending £70 on/for dirty feet. It was bad enough I spent £41 on a luggage net which, believe it or not, is very, very useful.
PS: Any chance of spicing things up. You are quite adept at this from what I recall!
Right then.. erm lets have a look shall we....
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MLxiBMONdQY/SZA7STiYMlI/AAAAAAAAMNE/fxuE5TQ2jmA/s400/9.jpg)
Will that do ya?
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I feel the mats that came with my GTi are more than fine. I'll get new ones if or when these wear out. No point spending £70 on/for dirty feet. It was bad enough I spent £41 on a luggage net which, believe it or not, is very, very useful.
PS: Any chance of spicing things up. You are quite adept at this from what I recall!
Right then.. erm lets have a look shall we....
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MLxiBMONdQY/SZA7STiYMlI/AAAAAAAAMNE/fxuE5TQ2jmA/s400/9.jpg)
Will that do ya?
I'd file those coconut-scrapers right down before you try anything, mate! :laugh:
Where do you get these pictures from? Hilarious!
A bit of Nitrogen might help. :laugh:
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When you guys order mats, do you order them with the heel protection ? Or just order them without it ?
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Caistor:
Just realised that those little teeth look like Golf R exhausts.
The R is 'rat arsed'! (A bit back to front).
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Caistor:
Just realised that those little teeth look like Golf R exhausts.
The R is 'rat arsed'! (A bit back to front).
No the R is for Ripped-off
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Caistor:
Just realised that those little teeth look like Golf R exhausts.
The R is 'rat arsed'! (A bit back to front).
No the R is for Ripped-off
Just like the little rodent does with those vicious teeth! :sick:
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Caistor:
Just realised that those little teeth look like Golf R exhausts.
The R is 'rat arsed'! (A bit back to front).
No the R is for Ripped-off
Just like the little rodent does with those vicious teeth! :sick:
Rodent? The doctors said it would be ok as long as i followed the full course of cream :cry:
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Caistor:
Just realised that those little teeth look like Golf R exhausts.
The R is 'rat arsed'! (A bit back to front).
No the R is for Ripped-off
Just like the little rodent does with those vicious teeth! :sick:
Rodent? The doctors said it would be ok as long as i followed the full course of cream :cry:
I hope you are using Proctosedyl Ointment! :shocked:
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No he gave me a tube of this stuff...
(http://www.freewebs.com/bllax/salad%20cream.jpg)
but its not working yet
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No he gave me a tube of this stuff...
(http://www.freewebs.com/bllax/salad%20cream.jpg)
but its not working yet
LOL! :laugh:
Try 1000 Island dressing instead! :wink:
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Either way, it's going to be a very mixed salad! :sick:
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No he gave me a tube of this stuff...
(http://www.freewebs.com/bllax/salad%20cream.jpg)
but its not working yet
BTW. You need to use the contents and not the bottle! :rolleyes:
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3 attempts to make me laugh... fail!
(mixed salad was ok)
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3 attempts to make me laugh... fail!
(mixed salad was ok)
Sorry: :sad:
Try harder next time. :wink:
I think you prefer pictures. :rolleyes:
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You might enjoy this!
Watch it to the end. It gets better.
http://attitude.adforum.com/top5/2010/01/27/aides-graffiti-tbwaparis/
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3 attempts to make me laugh... fail!
(mixed salad was ok)
Sorry: :sad:
Try harder next time. :wink:
I think you prefer pictures. :rolleyes:
Ha ha indeed i do....
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3 attempts to make me laugh... fail!
(mixed salad was ok)
Sorry: :sad:
Try harder next time. :wink:
I think you prefer pictures. :rolleyes:
Ha ha indeed i do....
Hope the video clip was to your satisfaction. :grin:
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you guys talk some amount of nonsense in this nonsense thread.
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you guys talk some amount of nonsense in this nonsense thread.
We aim to please the master who started the thread!
Hope you like what you see and read so far.
There is only so much GTi one can take!
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I am your master, dont you forget it young padwan :laugh:
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I am your master, dont you forget it young padwan :laugh:
I've got the vapours! :laugh:
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When you are bored with GTi stuff, try this out!
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal
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I think one or two of you in here may want to buy this for your car :evil:
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/flogitg/AudioNetPhoto/gti.jpg)
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I think one or two of you in here may want to buy this for your car :evil:
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/flogitg/AudioNetPhoto/gti.jpg)
You've told us you have VD - syphilis - does affect the mind in its later stages!
Enjoy your car whilst you still can. :laugh:
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Can someone please explain how canine testicles refer to something that looks good?? Is the rest of the world missing something or do UK dogs have especially attractive genitals? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Can someone please explain how canine testicles refer to something that looks good?? Is the rest of the world missing something or do UK dogs have especially attractive genitals? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Never understood it myself.
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Can someone please explain how canine testicles refer to something that looks good?? Is the rest of the world missing something or do UK dogs have especially attractive genitals? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:sick: :laugh:
It is a revolting expression. :sick:
They should be snipped off, all of them.
Now, is this why Aston Martins have the suffix DB for their cars? :rolleyes:
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A guy goes into a female toilet by accident. Realises this but can't be bothered to leave. Does his business and tries to wipe himself. There is no toilet paper but he sees 4 buttons. Strange, he thinks.
Button 1 HW
Button 2 HA
Button 3 PP
Button 4 ATR
Conused, he decides to press HW. 'Hot Water' lights up and lovely hot water ism sprayed onto his bottom. So he gets it nicely washed.
Looks for towels to dry himself, none visible. So he decides to press HA. 'Hot Air' lights up and his bottom is dried with lovely hot air.
Delighted, he feels things can only get better. So he presses PP. 'Powder Puff' lights up and he has his bottom powdered. Now he is totally fascinated. He can't wait to press ATR. This can only get better he feels.
So he presses ATR. He is hit by incredible pain and collapses.
The next thing he knows when he regains conciousness is he is in a hospital bed with a nurse leaning near him.
He asks her, 'What happened'?
She retorts, 'You pressed ATR, silly boy'.
'Yes, I know', he says. 'What is ATR'?
The nurse replies, 'It's 'Automatic Tampon Removal' and your dick's under your pillow'!
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(http://www.the-art-of-dollhouse-miniatures.com/images/Sanding-miniature-furniture.jpg)
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teacher asks a liverpool girl to give a sentence with the word handsome in it..... She replied 'when I'm sucking dick and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome times'