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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #80 on: 22 March 2010, 23:47 »
Right this is war, am1w, you have to be James Goulds wife and Steve... well he's either Nosh's grandpa or Julian Clary, I'm not sure as both are poop shooters.

I was only suggesting that a GTD could be used as a d!ldo. Now what is wrong with that?
I definitely do not want a war with you, PLEASE?!
Regarding James and Steve, the Lord of the Rings has anointed them with his venom! :laugh:

Changing tact: Got my GTi today. It has no faults and is the first car ever to be perfectly finished. However, I am not too sure about the Red. I should have got a white one like yours as red was my second choice for practical reasons.
But everyone else thinks it looks the business.

Tomorrow we take delivery of a Mercedes C Class 350 CDI Sport Auto. I will drive the Golf and she will drive the Mercedes. I hate automatics. Great for the ladies!

congrats on your car :)

You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.


GTI mk6, 3dr Manual (Yes Manual! If I wanted a Taxi I'd hail one, not spend £1500 on one), Candy White, Full Leather, Xenons, ACC, 18", RCD510 + Dynaudio, DAB Radio, Winter Pack, Luxury Pack, Fiscon Bluetooth Plus, Golf R LED's.

"Some say he drives a Shopping car, and that his car dent was actually a beauty spot....all we know is he's called Captain Failboat"

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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #81 on: 22 March 2010, 23:50 »
congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.

I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
RED TORNADO 7R, 5 DR, DSG, DCC, DNS, DYNAUDIO, KI, WP, HBA, LN, SP

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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #82 on: 22 March 2010, 23:55 »
BTW: Gizzy and you are the only ones to have congratulated me!
Thanks.
Now I know who the real b!tches are!
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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #83 on: 22 March 2010, 23:59 »
congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.

I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:

 :grin: dont be down on your colour mate, its well smart seriously. Look at neils, its the dogs gonads.


GTI mk6, 3dr Manual (Yes Manual! If I wanted a Taxi I'd hail one, not spend £1500 on one), Candy White, Full Leather, Xenons, ACC, 18", RCD510 + Dynaudio, DAB Radio, Winter Pack, Luxury Pack, Fiscon Bluetooth Plus, Golf R LED's.

"Some say he drives a Shopping car, and that his car dent was actually a beauty spot....all we know is he's called Captain Failboat"

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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #84 on: 23 March 2010, 00:01 »
congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
:grin: dont be down on your colour mate, its well smart seriously. Look at neils, its the dogs gonads.

I am sure I will love it tomorrow! :smiley:
RED TORNADO 7R, 5 DR, DSG, DCC, DNS, DYNAUDIO, KI, WP, HBA, LN, SP

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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #85 on: 23 March 2010, 00:05 »
congrats on your car :)
You defo should have got white, its about 5bhp faster too.
I am slightly p!ssed off with myself about this. I should have let my heart rule my head.
Too flipping late now.
Just think of it as a tampon on wheels! :sick:
:grin: dont be down on your colour mate, its well smart seriously. Look at neils, its the dogs gonads.

I am sure I will love it tomorrow! :smiley:

Get your feelin sorry for yourself arse to the window, look at your GTI with this playing in the background

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxxkwBQk_o

Then tell me you should have got white.  :grin:


GTI mk6, 3dr Manual (Yes Manual! If I wanted a Taxi I'd hail one, not spend £1500 on one), Candy White, Full Leather, Xenons, ACC, 18", RCD510 + Dynaudio, DAB Radio, Winter Pack, Luxury Pack, Fiscon Bluetooth Plus, Golf R LED's.

"Some say he drives a Shopping car, and that his car dent was actually a beauty spot....all we know is he's called Captain Failboat"

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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #86 on: 23 March 2010, 00:11 »
I just love that song. Grew up with it!
Nice to have the forum all to ourselves!
I think I am falling in love with my GTi.
Tonight's the night! :laugh:
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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #87 on: 23 March 2010, 00:13 »
Oh sh!t! Must go to bed or I might change into a GTD! :laugh:
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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #88 on: 23 March 2010, 00:23 »
 :grin:

Me too, cant keep my lids open. nite nite  :kiss:


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"Some say he drives a Shopping car, and that his car dent was actually a beauty spot....all we know is he's called Captain Failboat"

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Re: The MK6 Nonsense Thread
« Reply #89 on: 23 March 2010, 00:29 »
:grin:
Me too, cant keep my lids open. nite nite  :kiss:

Goodnight! :grin:
RED TORNADO 7R, 5 DR, DSG, DCC, DNS, DYNAUDIO, KI, WP, HBA, LN, SP