@ Sharpie - You Scotsmen, you're all heart, aren't you?
My advice is give up watching football - it's clearly diverting you from real issues, such as looking after your car, or your woman.
Once you've kicked that nasty little habit you'll have a much better life - not only will you be able to get to meet up with women as your car won't break down, but you'll have Saturdays free to spend taking care of any new girl, or working on your car, which will mark you out as a real man and make you far more interesting to the right sort of women.
You know it makes sense.
It's not just mechanical problems I'm here to help with.
