Kids down my road are booting a football around outside my house. They are good kids really, and I did the same when I was younger, but it's hit my car a couple of times in the past, and at this time of night after a bloody long day at a crappy job I just want to relax.
I'm gonna check my car over in the morning, if there's any marks on it i'm gonna have words

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Off to watch Ashes to (I want that Quattro) Ashes now.
Victor Meldrew