Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!

[bertmort8]

isnt it funny how jade goodys head looks like an egg and shes gunna be in a box for easter too !!

[vdubman]

what did little red riding hood say when she sat on pinochio's face?












lie u little fooker lie.

[vdubman]

 defenition of a pervert?







a rat walking in the garden with a 12 inch dick calling out-here kitty kitty

[MrBounce]

Man goes to the Doctor complaining of premature ejaculation. The Doctor, being one for alternative remedies suggests that next time he feels he's about to pop, he should fire a starting pistol into the air.
The man agrees and goes home.

2 days later he's back and calls in to see the Doc.

"Well, how did it go then?"

"Not well" says the man. "Me and my wife were in the 69 position and I felt myself about to pop so I fired the starting pistol into the air. My wife sh!t in my face, bit my c0ck and the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up!"

[bertmort8]

big fat black woman goes to the doctors complaining of a bad cold

he asks her to strip naked, she feels this is inappropriate but carries on with his request

he then asks her to go and squat in one corner then the other, then the other and then finally the last corner

he then tells her to put her clothes back on, she asks the doctor why she had done that

doctor replied ' ive just ordered a black 2 seater sofa and was wondering where i was gunna put it

[RnP]

[smithdavidchris]

Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?







You can't marmalade your cock up your gf's ass 

[hobbiniho]

Subject: EU Directive No. 456179

EU Directive No. 456179
In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European
currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and
Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a
Penny' is not to be used after 31st December 2009.

From this date, the correct terminology will be: 'Euronating'.

Thank you for your attention.

[hobbiniho]

Letter to the bank :

Dear Sirs:

In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks, at the
moment, I was wondering if you could advise me correctly??

If one of my cheque's is returned marked "insufficient funds," how do I
know whether that refers to me or to you?

Regards,

[Worried customer]

[Stronz]