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Offline Ant1981

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #1180 on: 16 December 2011, 18:17 »
I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #1181 on: 20 December 2011, 02:29 »
Whats the best part of a Somalian blow job?
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She's definitely going to swallow
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« Reply #1182 on: 08 January 2012, 19:52 »
Not really a joke, an maybe its been a long day, but it had me crying with laughter!

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« Reply #1183 on: 08 January 2012, 20:00 »
Quote from: RandomJord on 08 January 2012, 19:52
Not really a joke, an maybe its been a long day, but it had me crying with laughter!


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« Reply #1184 on: 08 January 2012, 20:07 »
No Blue Ivy jokes?  :huh:
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #1185 on: 08 January 2012, 20:17 »
Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know why I met her for.
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Offline PenguinGTI

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« Reply #1186 on: 08 January 2012, 22:08 »
Quote from: VW BUSH on 08 January 2012, 20:17
Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know why I met her for.

Not that I mean to impede your efforts at making a joke involving literary techniques, but grammatically speaking it should read:

"Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know what I met her for."

 :grin:
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Offline mcgee9t2

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« Reply #1187 on: 08 January 2012, 22:48 »
Quote from: PenguinGTI on 08 January 2012, 22:08
Quote from: VW BUSH on 08 January 2012, 20:17
Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know why I met her for.

Not that I mean to impede your efforts at making a joke involving literary techniques, but grammatically speaking it should read:

"Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know what I met her for."

 :grin:
can someone explain this one too me, GCSE english never was my strong point  :grin:
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #1188 on: 08 January 2012, 22:53 »
Quote from: mcgee9t2 on 08 January 2012, 22:48
Quote from: PenguinGTI on 08 January 2012, 22:08
Quote from: VW BUSH on 08 January 2012, 20:17
Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know why I met her for.

Not that I mean to impede your efforts at making a joke involving literary techniques, but grammatically speaking it should read:

"Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know what I met her for."

 :grin:
can someone explain this one too me, GCSE english never was my strong point  :grin:



I have had a few beers tonight so my grammar is a little off.....
Its a little word play :smiley:
I know another joke about about the silent p in bath....
I wont bore you with it though :grin:
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« Reply #1189 on: 08 January 2012, 22:57 »
Quote from: mcgee9t2 on 08 January 2012, 22:48
Quote from: PenguinGTI on 08 January 2012, 22:08
Quote from: VW BUSH on 08 January 2012, 20:17
Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know why I met her for.

Not that I mean to impede your efforts at making a joke involving literary techniques, but grammatically speaking it should read:

"Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know what I met her for."

 :grin:
can someone explain this one too me, GCSE english never was my strong point  :grin:

Met-her-for = Metaphor

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Quote from: VW BUSH on 08 January 2012, 22:53
Quote from: mcgee9t2 on 08 January 2012, 22:48
Quote from: PenguinGTI on 08 January 2012, 22:08
Quote from: VW BUSH on 08 January 2012, 20:17
Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know why I met her for.

Not that I mean to impede your efforts at making a joke involving literary techniques, but grammatically speaking it should read:

"Had a date with a girl called Simile, don't know what I met her for."

 :grin:
can someone explain this one too me, GCSE english never was my strong point  :grin:



I have had a few beers tonight so my grammar is a little off.....
Its a little word play :smiley:
I know another joke about about the silent p in bath....
I wont bore you with it though :grin:


No worries, but when you were making a play on words I couldn't resist  :evil:
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