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[MrBounce]

Jimmy Saville goes into a faulty time machine.

Now...then
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Now...then

[MrBounce]

After sex last night with my new girlfriend, she snuggled up to me & said

"You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently "ditto" is not the right response.

[barrym381]

You know your new girlfriends rough when you ask her for a blowjob an she says "not tonight, im tired just wank in a cup and i"ll drink it in the morning 

[_Adam_]

whats the difference between amy winehouse and michael jackson?

they both had a 10 year old crack addiction 

sorry, just had to be done

Shouldn't this be, " Whats Amy Winehouse and Micheal Jackson got in common?" Not "Whats the difference" 

i know something else they have in common 

[mongchops]

Two old age pensioners having oral sex. The old man says, "I can't stay down here much longer, it stinks." The old woman replies, "That'll be my arthritis."
"Arthritis in your fanny ?" asks the old man. "No", says the old woman, "The arthritis means I can’t wipe my arse.

[mongchops]

I chucked my cross eyed girlfriend today. She was seeing someone else.

[_Adam_]

Two old age pensioners having oral sex. The old man says, "I can't stay down here much longer, it stinks." The old woman replies, "That'll be my arthritis."
"Arthritis in your fanny ?" asks the old man. "No", says the old woman, "The arthritis means I can’t wipe my arse.

 

[MrBounce]

A specialist has been drafted in to help move on the Gypsies at the Dale Farm illegal site in Essex.

Andersk Breivik from Norway cleared his last camp in under an hour...

[Len]

Wot no Gaddaffi jokes?

[asif]

True, where they at? Usually those kinda jokes are on well quick.