whats the difference between amy winehouse and michael jackson?
they both had a 10 year old crack addictionÂ
sorry, just had to be done
a girl came up to me in a bar-short skirt, tits like ripe fruit, hair in a pony tail. "what would you say if i told you i was wearing no underwear?" she breathed. "i'd say neither am i" she raised her eyebrows. "really? im wearing none because it gives men like you..." she licked her lips "...easy access.."
"oh?" i replied. "ive got non on because i shat myself in the gents".
my reaction to watching cher lloyd's music video for swagger jagger was similar to that of when i watched 2girls1cup. i though it was awful, horrible and vile but still ended up wanking to it.
i met this beautiful woman in a club and we got dancing, she suddenly put her hand on my crotch and said, "oh my! you are a big boy! your certainly hiding something down there" then gave me a cheeky smile. "thanks," i said "most girls think its weird that i bring my guinea pig out clubbing"
my wife said "why is the laptop all sticky?" i said, "its not what you think, its ice cream". she said "how did you manage to get ice cream alll over the laptop?" i said "have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
