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Offline smokee

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #1110 on: 31 July 2011, 03:12 »
Whats the best thing about twentythree year olds?















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« Reply #1111 on: 31 July 2011, 09:40 »
Quote from: mcgee9t2 on 25 July 2011, 20:35
whats the difference between amy winehouse and michael jackson?

they both had a 10 year old crack addiction  :grin:

sorry, just had to be done


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Shouldn't this be, " Whats Amy Winehouse and Micheal Jackson got in common?" Not "Whats the difference"  :wink:




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« Reply #1112 on: 04 August 2011, 13:54 »
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« Reply #1113 on: 04 August 2011, 14:03 »
twitter is the bit of skin between the tw@t and the sh!tter.
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« Reply #1114 on: 05 August 2011, 21:48 »
A Husband walks into the bedroom & says to wife " fancy playing the rape game?"..............Wife says "NO"...........Husband says "thats the spirit b!tch" !!!
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« Reply #1115 on: 05 August 2011, 21:56 »
Paddy got home from the pub late and very pissed, his wife said ok smart arse explain the lip stick on your collar, he said f**king easy i used my shirt to wipe my cock !!
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« Reply #1116 on: 05 August 2011, 22:00 »
The old bill knocked on my door last night with a complaint my dog chased a man on a bike, I said it can't be my dog.... he hasn't go a bike.  :laugh:

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« Reply #1117 on: 06 August 2011, 12:16 »
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.

BBC News: Singer Amy Winehouse dies aged 27.
In other news the Colombian economy has collapsed.

Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line.
It's what she would've wanted.

Amy Winehouse; the only person who has a surname to describe their liver.

Wow, Amy Winehouse is dead.
Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug.

Before telling such sick and abusive jokes about Amy Winehouse, think about her poor close friends.
Imagine how they'll feel on Tuesday when they wake up and find out.

Amy Winehouse will be best remembered for her sense of humour.
The paramedics at the scene found her donor card.

Amy Winehouse was disappointed when it was explained to her that she had won 5 Grammys and not 5 Grams.
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« Reply #1118 on: 06 August 2011, 15:47 »
What do you get if you cross a Polar Bear with an Eton schoolboy?

A Polar Bear.
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« Reply #1119 on: 17 August 2011, 21:20 »
A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him, "before or after sex?" "Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied. The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?" "Yeah" said the son. "Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!
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