Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!

[Agreeable Slick]

Jordan goes in to a bentley dealer and specs up a new car for use with her son Harvey

Just before leaving the salesman comes over to her and asks........













and what flavour would you like your windows?

[The Mighty Elvi]

Found it:

'Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey  - eventually one of them will lose and have to keep him.'

'I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter - she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from f**king her...'

[asif]

I keep getting notifications to say there is a new post in here but ther's not?
Anyone else having this problem with this thread?

[Agreeable Slick]

I keep getting notifications to say there is a new post in here but ther's not?
Anyone else having this problem with this thread?

try not to spam too much!!

Keeps it tidy-ish.

[Neo Badness]

I wonder if Volkswagen dealers ever had a problem with the Volkswagen Fox chasing the Volkswagen Rabbit?












I'll get me coat.

[Neo Badness]

What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a wank?


Your ears.


Nurse: Don't worry, it is perfectly normal to get an erection during this procedure.

Patient: But I don't have an erection.

Nurse: I do.


This Christmas I'm going to celebrate the way the proper Christians do,

By bullsh!tting old women's life savings out of them and f**king young boys... 


The gorgeous woman from next door popped round today and said,"Hello handsome, are you free tonight?"

I said, "Er... wow... yes, yes I am."

She said, "Brilliant, can you watch my daughter while I go out?"

Ah well, when one door closes, another one opens.

[moutains]

male and female cops walking down the road with a police dog female says im freezing i forgot my knickers the male cop says let the dog sniff your fanny then he will go back to the station and get your knickers so she does the dog comes back an hour later with 2 truncheons a constable and a sargeant

[DarnPB]

A doggy is not just for Christmas.
It's a great position any time of the year!!

[Len]

You wont hear from me for a while folks.
Being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables.......




I gotta lilo

[mcgee9t2]

my girlfriend is in a mood with me, aparently im always pushing her around and talking behind her back, its not my fault shes in  a wheelchair