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[2001gti4]

A man was in the doctors waiting room, he saw a little girl playing with her barbie and ken dolls imitating the doggy position. The man bent down and told her "You'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that".
She replied "I dont think so d1ckhead he's fcuking her up the @rse"

[DarnPB]

guy goes to the doctor says when he has a crap it comes out the shape of chips the doc asks him to go behind the curtain and crap in a bowl so he could see sure enough the crap looks like chips the doc says lean over my desk and get your trousers down the doc shouts nurse get me a big scissors the man asks what hes going to do doc says cut your string vest its to long

 

[2001gti4]

Why did my wife cross the road?

To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three fcuking hours ago.

[2001gti4]

Why does Lily Allen vote Conservative?

Because she's never been in labour.

[luke]

Why did my wife cross the road?

To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three fcuking hours ago.

why did the women cross the road?

because they are incapable of driving in a straight line!

[haf1zur]

why did the woman cross the road

who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

[2001gti4]

Why are women no good at skiing?

'cos there's no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen....

[The Mighty Elvi]

Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”

She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”

Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."

[Adam88]

A Pakistani Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Obama. They shook hands and walked together in the long veranda when suddenly the Pakistani said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Obama says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."
The Pakistani whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, Chinese, Japanese and Indians but never any Pakistani, Afghani or Arabs. So my son is very upset. He doesn't understand nor do I about why there aren't any Arabs, Pakistanis, and Afghanis in the Star Trek show."
President Obama laughs and leans toward the Pakistani, and whispers in his ear, "Because... the show is all about the future."

[haf1zur]

So the Taliban have attacked a lot of British.

And the Americans have attacked a lot of British.

But who's better? There's only one way to find out! FIGHT!!!!

Oh wait...