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Offline asif

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #720 on: 07 September 2010, 13:26 »
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #721 on: 07 September 2010, 16:14 »
woman went to pet shop bought 5 tins of dog food assistant asked what sort of dog she had its for my husband she replied the assistant said he will die if you keep feeding him that woman left same happened 3 weeks running fourth week she came back the assistant said 5 tins of dog food? no the woman said my husband is dead i told you that dog food would kill him it wasnt that said the woman  he got shot for chasing sheep!
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Offline mcgee9t2

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« Reply #722 on: 09 September 2010, 15:34 »
 According to the HSBC, the rudest thing you can do in Thailand is show the soles of your feet. What nonsense...... On my last trip to Bangkok, I shat on a ladyboy's tits whilst his sister wanked me into their dad's hair
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« Reply #723 on: 16 September 2010, 20:24 »
Just down loaded some copies of the Koran. I can burn you a copy if you like!
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« Reply #724 on: 17 September 2010, 08:53 »
Quote from: DarnPB on 16 September 2010, 20:24
Just down loaded some copies of the Koran. I can burn you a copy if you like!


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the new 3d tv is so realistic, was watching the Liverpool game last night. I nipped to the toilet, come back and my wallet had gone.
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #725 on: 17 September 2010, 08:59 »
guy died and went to heaven after a while a saint asked him if he liked it there yes he said but its very misty i dont know where i am, watch this said the saint he put his hand through the clouds and said were above france how can you tell said guy i can feel the eifel tower said saint. they went a bit further saint put his hand down and said were above liverpool how do you know said guy some bas---d just knicked my watch!
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Offline 2001gti4

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« Reply #726 on: 17 September 2010, 12:27 »
What does George Michael have in common with the Chilean miners?

They'll both be out in 8 weeks after some serious drilling!
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« Reply #727 on: 18 September 2010, 00:48 »
why shouldn't you have sex with a girl from chernobyl?
Because cherknobll fall off
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Offline justalex81

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« Reply #728 on: 18 September 2010, 11:18 »
my mate says he hates dodgem cars and coconut shy's which is a fair comment i suppose.
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« Reply #729 on: 18 September 2010, 11:20 »
there were some free flowers on a bent lamppost today  :smiley:
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