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Offline bratty

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #390 on: 30 July 2009, 18:36 »
im not racist this just made me LOL

i got arrested in b&q today for punching a female coon on the till wasn't my fault my dad told me go in and find a black and Decker!!!
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OMFG. Please tell me you were banging your willy on the keyboard and these were the random words that appeared.

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #391 on: 31 July 2009, 15:32 »
what do you call a woman with eggs and bacon on her head?




cath
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Offline MrBounce

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #392 on: 31 July 2009, 16:14 »
Formula One Driver Felipe Massa will take early retirement due to injuries sustained in last weekend's accident.

However, there is light at the end of the tunnel as he has been lined up by the BBC to host the new series of SPRINGWATCH.  :grin:
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« Reply #393 on: 31 July 2009, 19:08 »
Quote from: haf1zur on 31 July 2009, 15:32
what do you call a woman with eggs and bacon on her head?




cath

Don't know if I'm thick or something but...... :huh: :huh: :huh:
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Offline simonpolly

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #394 on: 31 July 2009, 19:38 »
cath CAFE :rolleyes:
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #395 on: 01 August 2009, 01:27 »
In an eastenders cockney accent... as in Cath=caff, Bath=Barf, Mout=Maaf, South=Saaf, North=Norf etc etc and Chav= "pay taxes? you fakin wot mate!?"
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Offline jaydubveedub

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #396 on: 06 August 2009, 20:26 »
What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in the UK?


Sexy kids.

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Offline MrBounce

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #397 on: 28 August 2009, 08:16 »
Thick walls.
Plenty of space.
Naked Kids.
No consequences.



Carlsberg don't do homosexual paedophile rapist colonies with an unlimited supply of virgin boys...














...But the Catholic Church does.












What's brown and sticky?

Anal.
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Offline bertmort8

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #398 on: 28 August 2009, 11:04 »
bloke at a supermarket go to the tills, infront of him is a female.

he looks in her basket, she has a bottle of wine, curry for 1 and some strawberries and cream.

she looks in his basket, he has a 6 pack of beers, curry for 1 and a chocolate cake.

they then catch eye to eye and crack a cheeky smile. the bloke says to the woman
'i bet your single arent you'
'yes' she replied, 'how do you know that'
he then said 'cuz your an ugly C(_)NT
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Offline Reasty

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #399 on: 08 September 2009, 17:02 »
what do skid marks and life have in common.



At some point u'll get pissed off.
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