Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!

[mongchops]

Whats black and white and can't turn round in corridors?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

 

[Tom H]

[Shady Pioneer]

4 chavs in a Nova drive off the side of a cliff...who wins?















Society

[bundy]

West Midlans police are looking for a racist attacker, i phoned up but apparently its not a job opportunity! 

[Rosie]

Four german dwarfs went to Amsterdam's red light district and hired the services of a six foot tall prostitute.

They went back to their hotel room, stripped off, tied springs to their feet and gaver her the best shag she'd ever had.

It's known in the business as THE FOUR SPRUNG DWARF TECHNIQUE

 

[Minnie]

A man with no arms entered a w***ing competition


He came no where!

[dabill]

whats small when hard?













your c*ck.





***edited for the younger viewers...

[Dinky]

[mr magoo]

Below is one of my favourite jokes. Beneath it is a translation in to Spanish – which I think sounds even funnier!

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A dog walks in to a construction site and says "I'd like a job, please".

The foreman thinks for a moment. "Well, we don't really employ dogs, have you tried the circus?"

The dog replies, "What would the circus want with a plumber?"

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Un perro camina en la construcción de un sitio y dice "Me gustaría un puesto de trabajo, por favor".

El capataz piensa por un momento. "Bueno, realmente no lo emplean perros, ¿ha intentado el circo?"

El perro responde: "¿Qué quiere el circo con un plomero?"

 

[mr magoo]

A brother and sister have just committed incest.

The sister lies back. "F*cking hell, you're better than Dad!"

"Yeah, that's what Mum says" replies the brother.