Soding Seagulls

[Turbo_Dazza]

come out this morining to find after i cleaned my car 2days ago a bird came along and bombed,
i cleaned it of with a wet sponge only to find when it had all dried it had put loads of light scrathes all on one side 

Hopefully the valeting place down the rd can buff them out 

Dazz

[OutlawStar]

i swear those birds have some sort of sense that allows them to target only newly cleaned cars! vengeance must be yours! clean your car then hide in a bush with an air rifle  ive also heard that if you feed birds certain things they explode....not sure if its true but could be worth a try lol just make sure to cover up your car first!

[GUY_GTI]

yeah if you give a pigeon dried rice it doesnt do em any good so ive heard 

[AlanD]

f**king pegions. Rats with wings they are, cant stand them. Makes my blood boil when I see people in town feeding them. Especially the tourist, thats right, come over here feed the pegions so they can sh!t on our cars.

Oh my, I actually got quite angry whilst writeing that lol.

I have to park my car under a tree so in the autum is a mare with leaves and sh!t all falling onto the car.

[GUY_GTI]

f**king pegions. Rats with wings they are, cant stand them. Makes my blood boil when I see people in town feeding them. Especially the tourist, thats right, come over here feed the pegions so they can sh!t on our cars.

Oh my, I actually got quite angry whilst writeing that lol.

I have to park my car under a tree so in the autum is a mare with leaves and sh!t all falling onto the car.

ha ha yeah but you'll still eat one when you order your chinese from the takeaway 

[AlanD]

But she told me it was the dogs bollock$ !?

[GUY_GTI]

But she told me it was the dogs bollock$ !?

you could be right mate! 

[mike4golf]

agree with all above! living by the sea major problems with sh!te hawks, not that iv ever done it myself,lol, wrap baking powder in bread really makes them grow quite quickly 

[Turbo_Dazza]

Or you could go down the asprin route anything that will fizz up in there stomach 

[MK2RussRacer]

alka seltzer!