Soding Seagulls

[AlanD]

I'm slightly worried that so many of you know so many different ways of making birds explode.

[Turbo_Dazza]

Well the amount of times they have S*IT on my car when ive cleaned it you have to prepare
for WAR.....

[TeddyKGB]

Well, unfortunately chaps I dont think you can make a bird explode

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_bird

However vengeance is quickly sought when I remove the bells off our cat and let it run wild It's a bit grim when there's a pile of wood pigeons and magpies out the catflap, but revenge is sweet

[lan1510]

i heared bout the baking powder and bicard on chips or bread makes birds explode.

also put a goldfish in a bowl of lemonade, we did it to my mates and it went pop, and we fed his dog vodka

[GTi-Matt]

STRANGE U LOT!!! But im quite an expert when it comes to birds to f off(feathered kind of course) portion of chips, tobasco sauce or any hot sauce u may find in your house grate some cheese and leave it there. then boom my car hasnt hasnt been s**t on since, think the word has gone round in the bird world!!!!!