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Offline Idle Duffer

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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #20 on: 17 November 2007, 19:50 »
I'm surprised it ain't got a burberry interior to match the chav exterior.  LOL

Offline Britman

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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #21 on: 17 November 2007, 20:21 »
I wouldnt be seen dead it that id have to wear a mask if i was alive, id be so paranoid driving that, i mean why, a bmw front end, purple too with awful graphics and spoiler. Under neath im sure it a nice car vr6 lump etc  its just an abomination i mean surly no sane person would own that

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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #22 on: 17 November 2007, 22:22 »
 :sick:
Can not believe someone would actually drive around in that!

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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #23 on: 18 November 2007, 17:22 »
TBH, I quite like the dash but the less said the better about everything else!

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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #24 on: 18 November 2007, 19:36 »
Ruined........!

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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #25 on: 18 November 2007, 20:19 »
who ever done this should be collected put in the boot taped up...drivin far far away taken out of boot beat about the head with a baseball bat with 4'' nails sticking out the end....and a cricket bat shoved where the sun dont shine
then back into the boot....all the way back to there car...put in there car and set on fire....job done :cool:

I think that putting them in their boot with the speakers on full all the way there and back playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU on full volume aswell :cool:


hahaha my sides hurt after reading (and listening) this lol lol!! that would be pure torture, and well justified aswel..

must have been a complete dordy with lots of cash to ruin a mk2 so tremendously! shame on him/her!

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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #26 on: 18 November 2007, 21:34 »
Normally I would try and think of an amusing p$ss take for a "maxxed" car, but that my friends, is the single most worst looking car I've ever seen. I feel genuine sympathy for the simple minded f$ckwit that decided to spunk his money (earnt god knows how) on that.

We are all justified in taking tomorrow off work to sit in a dark room and quietly weep into an original 1989 VW GTI brochure, and if your boss asks, simply send them an email link to that ebay add... They will understand.


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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #27 on: 18 November 2007, 22:08 »
Normally I would try and think of an amusing p$ss take for a "maxxed" car, but that my friends, is the single most worst looking car I've ever seen. I feel genuine sympathy for the simple minded f$ckwit that decided to spunk his money (earnt god knows how) on that.

We are all justified in taking tomorrow off work to sit in a dark room and quietly weep into an original 1989 VW GTI brochure, and if your boss asks, simply send them an email link to that ebay add... They will understand.



Lol!

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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #28 on: 18 November 2007, 23:07 »
Normally I would try and think of an amusing p$ss take for a "maxxed" car, but that my friends, is the single most worst looking car I've ever seen. I feel genuine sympathy for the simple minded f$ckwit that decided to spunk his money (earnt god knows how) on that.

We are all justified in taking tomorrow off work to sit in a dark room and quietly weep into an original 1989 VW GTI brochure, and if your boss asks, simply send them an email link to that ebay add... They will understand.




ohhh i love this site! :D

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Re: Why do people torture Golfs?
« Reply #29 on: 19 November 2007, 12:48 »
Yeah you could sell bits off it and all that, but you'd still be stuck with those ridiculous doors.  :rolleyes:

Golf GTI: good enough as it is