I've had a little spare time today so i've got the top 3 hoses fitted!

Here they are in all their glory!

Old hoses in place
It took a little bit of persuasion to get a couple of the old clips off, but eventually:


Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Since everyone uses the ukmkivs how-to for fitting these, I will refer to the hoses by the numbers used here:

I was expecting hose 4 to be a b*stard after some of the things i've heard. however it was simple (then again I am a gas engineer & i'm used to persuading hoses to go where they dont want to). I started by pushing the turbo end on with the other end pointing towards me (90 degrees anti clockwise from where it will end up) once that was on I pushed down while twisting clockwise. Lined up nicely so quick tighten on the jubilee clips & stand back to admire! If you find the hose is kinking you need to twist the turbo end of the hose.

Now put the heat shield back on while you remember!! I nearly forgot!
Next comes hose one: Easy!!!

Hose 3 is the easiest of the lot!

This is the reason why silicon hoses are worth doing:


As you can see there is almost no reinforcement at all in the OEM hose

Now, the eagle eyed peeps should of noticed this:

Nice split hose, as a temperary repair (until I can get down to the stealers) i've patched it using a section of the OEM hose 3 & some 22mm copper pipe as an insert (not perfect but it will hold till monday):

I also found that the coil packs on cylinders 1 & 3 weren't pushed fully home, which might go some way to explaining the (very) intermittent misfire i keep getting.
While I was in there I gave the block a quick clean:

I'll whip the bumper off for pipes 2 & 5 as soon as I get chance!