Come on now... give the guy a break. He's probably near suicidal after reading all the comments on here. Maybe he can't afford a GTI - I'd go down the Mk1/2 route personally - maybe he wants to turn a negative situation into a positive - by using the accident money to make a profit and it seems to be working.
As for that 'modded' car Ollie - please please take it off as it looks

and I can feel a wretching in my throat.... now the owner of that monstrosity needs to be BANNED from ever owning a car again.