Better still... leave the children at home like I do
Or you could even get them jobs...
Now, Doc can you employ my 2 year old so I can get some extra options for my next car? Her skills are: screaming loudly, biting and then laughing at any sign of pain from the victim etc.. she could help you rob bank robbers - her only weaknesses are that she is frightened of cats and is a Thomas the Tank Engine fanatic - she goes crazy when she sees anything to do with Thomas... bit like me with Golf GTIs