I have just watched some twt trying to parellel park in front of my beloved golf I am 4 stories up and can do no more then watch as he inches so close to my car that i am fit to kill him where he sits, while leaveing a good country mile between himself and the car behind (which is much newer like an 05 .) I knew i wouldnt have time to get down before he parked and dissapeared so i used the remote central locking ( complete with annoying beeping sound and flashing indicators) everytime he got within half a foot of my car, which caused him to break violently, hopefully giving him whiplash!
Any way i waited until he had stopped pulled on the handbreak and opened his car door, and then i hit the panic button , all my lights flashing alarm going off everyone looking at him, he was so embaressed he got back in and drove off. funny now but at the time if he had so much as brushed my number plate i would done a superman on him, straight out the window and landed on his car before I let him get away with it. what a twt!
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