Oh..................my.................word.
What a c*nt.
He has obviously had some sort of Haemorrhage earlier in his life, that has warped him on many, many levels and left him, among other things, without a sense of self respect.
Who creates their own website to advertise what a total bellend they are?
I wouldn't dream of publishing the fact that I had stuck on a fake tailpipe trim (buy a new fcuking backbox dude), but I would pull out my own toenails before I told everyone that it had fallen off when going round a bend.
Oooh, dustcaps!!! Racey stuff. Thats good for another 50 bhp across the rev range.
I could type for hours and hours about this guy, but we all think it anyway. So, instead I'll leave you all with a piece of breaking news:
" After failing to top the McLaren F1's acceleration and top speed figures, and after embarrasment caused by the greatness of the new Porsche GT, Ferrari have unveiled their plans for a sooner-than expected Enzo replacement.
Apparently, its going to be based on a 1993 Clio RSi, but by smothering the car in glue and driving through the accessory department at Halfords, they have been able to achieve 8000 bhp via all of the Paraphernalia that stuck to the car (the stick-on compass/clock combo dashboard ornament was good for 650 bhp just on its own). It is now reportedly faster than the spaceshuttle in a straight line, and can keep up with everything on the road (invalid cars excluded).
Keep an eye out for it on the road - you can't miss the pre-pubescent styling skills, or the pieces of interior trim as they collapse about the car.
Cock.
