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http://web.ukonline.co.uk/gazfives/my_clio_rsi.htm


Cars I've beaten - what a clown!!!!

LMFAO! :D



golfvr6

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Re:You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .
« Reply #1 on: 28 October 2003, 10:10 »
What a lovely pile of crap  ;)

old_boy

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Re:You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .
« Reply #2 on: 28 October 2003, 10:15 »
Nows the time to sell your Porsches and buy a clitio!
NOT!
What a dweeb! ;D

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Re:You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .
« Reply #3 on: 28 October 2003, 10:17 »
 
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Here is a list of cars and there spec's that I have beaten so far, they are:-

BMW 3 Series,
320i SE  0 - 60 10.3, 125 BHP, Top Speed 122MPH, Engine - 2.0i

318i  0 - 60 11.1, 115 BHP, Top Speed 114MPH, Engine - 1.8i

318Ti Sport Compact E46  0 - 60 9.9, 140 BHP, Top Speed 130MPH, Engine - 1.9i Turbo

318i SE E46  0 - 60 10.4, 118 BHP, Top Speed 123MPH, Engine - 1.9i

323i SE E46  0 - 60 8.0, 170 BHP, Top Speed 144MPH, Engine - 2.5i

BMW Z3's
1.8  0 - 60 10.5, 118 BHP, Top Speed 122MPH, Engine - 1.8i

2.0  0 - 60 8.9, 150 BHP, Top Speed 130MPH, Engine - 2.0i

Citroen Saxo's,
SX  0 - 60 11.2, 75 BHP, Top Speed 109MPH, Engine - 1.4

VTR  0 - 60 9.4, 90 BHP, Top Speed 120MPH, Engine - 1.6i

VTS  0 - 60 7.9, 120 BHP, Top Speed 120MPH, Engine - 1.6i

Ford Fiesta's,
MK1 XR2i  0 - 60 - 9.4, 84 BHP, Top Speed - 109 MPH, Engine -

MK2 XR2i  0 - 60 - 10.2, 96 BHP, Top Speed - 112 MPH, Engine - 1.8i 16v



Zectec S  0 - 60 - 10.2, 106 BHP, Top Speed 115 MPH, Engine - 1.6i 16v



RS Turbo  0 - 60 - 7.9, 133 BHP, Top Speed 132MPH, Engine

RS1800  0 - 60 8.0, 130 BHP, Top Speed 127MPH, Engine - 1.8

Ford Escort's,
MK3 RS1600i  0 - 60 8.7, 115 BHP, Top Speed 115MPH, Engine - 1.6i

MK3 XR3i  0 - 60 9.5, 105 BHP, Top Speed 119MPH, Engine -

MK4 XR3i  0 - 60 10.1, 108 BHP, Top Speed 120MPH, Engine - 1.8i



MK5 XR3i  0 - 60 8.6, 130 BHP, Top Speed 125MPH, Engine -

RS2000  0 - 60 8.3, 132 BHP, Top Speed 125MPH, Engine - 2.0i 16v

RS Turbo Series 1  0 - 60 7.8, 132 BHP, Top Speed 126MPH, Engine - 1.6 Turbo



RS Turbo Series 2  0 - 60 8.2, 132 BHP, Top Speed 125MPH, Engine

Si  0 - 60, BHP, Top Speed, Engine - 1.8i 16v



Mini's
One  0 - 60 10.4, 90 BHP, Top Speed 110MPH, Engine - 1.6i

Copper  0 - 60 8.6, 115 BHP, Top Speed 121MPH, Engine - 1.6i

Peugeot 106's,
GTi  0 - 60 8.2, 120 BHP, Top Speed 127MPH, Engine - 1.6i

Rallye  0 - 60 8.8, 100 BHP, Top Speed 118MPH, Engine - 1.3

Peugeot 206's,
GTi  0 - 60 8.4, 137 BHP, Top Speed 131MPH, Engine - 2.0i 16v

Peugeot 306's,
GTi-6  0 - 60 8.8, 167 BHP, Top Speed 135MPH, Engine - 2.0i 16v

Peugeot 406's,
Coupe  0 - 60 8.5, 194 BHP, Top Speed 144MPH, Engine - 3.0 V6

Vauxhall Corsa's,
Sport  0 - 60 - 10.5, 90 BHP, Top Speed 112MPH, Engine - 1.4i 16v

GSi  0 - 60 9.5, 106 BHP, Top Speed 119MPH, Engine

SRi  0 - 60 - 8.0, 123 BHP, Top Speed 126MPH, Engine - 1.8i 16v

Vauxhall Nova's,
GSi  0 - 60 - 9.1, 100 BHP, Top Speed 110MPH, Engine -

SRi  0 - 60 10.8, 82 BHP, Top Speed 109MPH, Engine -

Volkswagen Golf's,
MK1 GTi  0 - 60 9.0,  110 BHP, Top Speed 112MPH, Engine -

MK2 GTi 8v  0 - 60 8.3, 115 BHP, Top Speed 125MPH, Engine - 8v

Mk2 Gti 16v  0 - 60 7.9, 139 BHP, Top Speed 125MPH, Engine - 16v

MK3 GTi  0 - 60 9.9, 115 BHP, Top Speed 121MPH, Engine -

MK4 GTi  0 - 60 8.5, 150 BHP, Top Speed 130MPH, Engine -

Rallye  0 - 60 8.3, 160 BHP, Top Speed 120MPH, Engine -

And probably loads others but I can't be arsed naming them all, but there the main 1's, As far as I k now all the above cars were not tuned and all spec's are manufactures spec's.

The ones I am most impressed with is the ones I could keep up with in a straight line and in cornering were:-

Porsche Boxster
Volkswagen Corrado VR6
Looking at the specs of these cars, there isn't much in it between my RSi and those cars, my power to weight ratio is probably the reason for being able to keep up with them, with it being 115bhp per ton.

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What is it with these French car drivers?  ???

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Re:You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .
« Reply #4 on: 28 October 2003, 10:22 »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re:You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .
« Reply #5 on: 28 October 2003, 10:29 »
"there isn't much in it between my RSi and those cars, my power to weight ratio is probably the reason for being able to keep up with them, with it being 115bhp per ton."

THey were probably slowing down so they could laugh at your wheezy frnch pile of sh?t trying to keep up at 90 mph.


dear oh dear oh dear

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Re:You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .
« Reply #6 on: 28 October 2003, 10:34 »
I've got a feeling theres going to be some rallye or corrado vr6 owners that may well disagree with this burberry hat wearing fool

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Re:You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .
« Reply #7 on: 28 October 2003, 10:34 »
What a muppet!  ;D

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Re:You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .
« Reply #8 on: 28 October 2003, 10:37 »
0-100 in 15sec

would this maybe be 100cm's?

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Re:You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .
« Reply #9 on: 28 October 2003, 10:38 »
I seem to recall spanking a Clio 172 the other day in my Valve.

poor little burberry hatted monkey was having trouble because his (new) car started pissing out blue smoke as I was on his arse.

I had to laugh - you paid HOW much for that.

Oh dear!