You'll find this funny - stoopid French Car owners . .

[sKrEwBaLL]

He says neon lighting is next.  That says it all, really.

[Slim Shady]

serious engine mods

I'm gonna give up doing my 1.8t conversion plans - and buy a Ren-naught

[Slim Shady]

The spec of the car is:-

0 to 60 8sec,
0 to 100 15sec,
Top Speed 121mph,
Brake Horse Power 110,
Weight 955kg,
Pounds Feet of Torque 155,  
Power to weight ratio 115bhp per ton.

(These Performance Spec's are from the (Jack o'nory) Renault Clio Brochure 1990 - 1993)


Check out the torque figure compared to the bhp!

[golfvr6]

Yep i noticed that , a lot of torque for a 110bhp engine!

[sKrEwBaLL]

It gets better....

These are the cars he "could beat when everything is at the right temperature" in his 1.4 Renault 5:

BMW 3 Series,
318i  0 - 60 11.1, 115 BHP, Top Speed 114MPH, Engine - 1.8i

320i SE  0 - 60 10.3, 125 BHP, Top Speed 122MPH, Engine - 2.0i

318i SE E46  0 - 60 10.4, 118 BHP, Top Speed 123MPH, Engine - 1.9i

BMW Z3's
1.8  0 - 60 10.5, 118 BHP, Top Speed 122MPH, Engine - 1.8i

Citroen Saxo's,


SX  0 - 60 11.2, 75 BHP, Top Speed 109MPH, Engine - 1.4

Ford Fiesta's,


MK2 XR2i  0 - 60 - 10.2, 96 BHP, Top Speed - 112 MPH, Engine - 1.8i 16v

Ford Escort's,


MK4 XR3i  0 - 60 10.1, 108 BHP, Top Speed 120MPH, Engine - 1.8i

Mini's
One  0 - 60 10.4, 90 BHP, Top Speed 110MPH, Engine - 1.6i

Vauxhall Corsa's,


Sport  0 - 60 - 10.5, 90 BHP, Top Speed 112MPH, Engine - 1.4i 16v

SXi  0 - 60 - 12.0, 74 BHP, Top Speed 106MPH, Engine - 1.2i 16v

Vauxhall Nova's,


SRi  0 - 60 10.8, 82 BHP, Top Speed 109MPH, Engine -

And probably loads others but would be very sad of me to list them all, but there the main 1's.

And the one I'm most impressed with is beating 3 MR2's from the latest shape to the previous 1 on a dual carriageway then round a roundabout and on to the motorway I was most impressed, but the power to weight ratio would have been the main factor in that with it being 96bhp per ton.

[sKrEwBaLL]

Major renault 5 modding going on here:

Replace the stripes down the sides as the were more orange then red,

Added red stripes to bonnet (Front off side) and on the sun roof (Front near side),

Cosmic exhaust tail end,

Cosmic gear stick,

Blue neon tubes in the foot well and the boot,

De-badged and sprayed the plastic bit the were on,

Removed a few rust spots from the boot door and in side the boot,

Heavy duty floor mats,

England number plates,

Stainless steel door sill protectors,

Silver tax disc holder.

 

[Slim Shady]

I've wasted all my money on engine tuning    :'(

[old_boy]

If he stopped spending his pocket money on stupid stick on bits, he would be able to afford an R32!
Then he would be able to take the juice out of us.

[Omar]

Scientific tests then.


I heard theyre gonna use his car in 'Fast and the Furious 3'


WICKED!!

[old_boy]

ROTFALMAO!