205 owners,
Ditch the pug (some burberry cap, shellsuit wearing tosser will buy it off you), and buy yourself a nice Mk2 Golf GTI. Then you will be just like us. You can then come in here and we can have sensible conversations about the best hot hatch ever. Go on, you know you want to.
Cheers
PS We will even pretend to be interested about the exact definition of torque.