But Black wheels are usually the preserve of chavs, boy/girl racers. You are neither, but from what I have heard a rather delectable lady. Also, those wheels look like Audi ones. Glad you are getting rid of the car soon, especially due to the wheels. Love ya! 
Well of course I am a delectable lady but don't we all have a tiny but of chav in us, deep down, even you I suspect. After all an R just a ST for grown up and boring people

My car is beautiful, black wheels and all, I will miss it greatly and hope it goes very far away so I cannot witness it's inevitable demise

Darlin'. Love to stalk you! 
You might want to reconsider. Haven't you heard, I'm an honorary bloke

And I am not a car thief yet, but it could be a possibility if my night job is not lucrative enough! 
Best I invest in a decent immobiliser then if you're going to be creeping in the dead of night, car snatching
